Star Trek XI Caption Contest #20: Oops

[Rat Boy]

Class dismissed, because it's time for another caption contest. Time to give out grades to...

THE FORMULAS!!!!!

Spock: FOUR THIRDS PI TIMES THE RADIUS CUBED!!!!!!!!

Instructor: Shouting is illogical, Spock.

Welcome to the franchise, Chris, and may the Great Bird have mercy on your soul...

STAR TREK : RED HOUR

Chris Pine : You do know that in Star Trek there is a long standing tradition that folks in red uniforms die, right ?

Karl Urban : Maybe we'll get a uniform change later in the film

Chris : That's good for you and me, what about all these others here ?

Karl : They wanted to be in Star Trek no matter what, even if it means they'll all die from a giant space drill.....

Chris : Giant Space Drill ?

Karl : You haven't read the rest of your script, have you ?

Spock really needs to work on the whole "breaking up" bit, doesn't he?

SPOCK (thinking): Great, another stalker. Like that Kalomi chick wasn't enough.

And a special award for invoking The Room. Warning, don't watch it alone. In fact, you may not want to watch it at all. Try imagining your reaction to "Spock's Brain" or "Shades of Gray" and multiply it by fifty...

McCoy: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did NAAAT. Oh hi, Jim.

Spock: You are lying! I never hit you! You are tearing me apart, Uhura!

Congratulations to the winners. This time around, Chekov actually can't do zat, Scotty tries out for the pipe cleaning job, and Kirk and Spock beam into the Narada's...well, I'm sure you can come up with something. Have fun and see you in three weeks:

 

[Rat Boy]

Sarek: "Hang on; I need to change my relationship status on Facebook."

Kirk: "Did the water just get a little more yellow?"

Kirk: "Wait, this isn't the cargo bay!"

Spock: "It's...the gay bathhouse!"

 

[6079SmithW]

Spock quickly realized that trying to teach the Vulcan Elders how to play DDR may not have been such a good idea.

*Thanks for the win!*

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK: My vegetarian MANWICH!!!!

KIRK: Dammit, Mister Scott...is this REALLY the best time to show me your lame-ass Michael Phelps impression?!

KIRK: Uh-oh.

SPOCK: Looks like we made the wrong quantum turn at New Albuquerque Colony.

 

[cooleddie74]

SAREK: Oh well.

Live and learn.


At least now she won't be bitching at me about doing the laundry.

 

[6079SmithW]

Kirk: I didn't know the Enterprise had its own aquarium! Wow, neat!

Scott (muffled underwater voice): You imbecile, I'm drowning! Get your bloody arse over to the release valve!

 

[cooleddie74]

Kirk couldn't help but be impressed.

It was the most liquid he'd ever seen a Scotsman be immersed in without passing out.

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: Chekov, why did you beam back my wallet and not my mother?

Chekov: Well excuse me for trying to protect your Credit Rating.

Kirk: Sorry you have to go through decontamination Scotty, we were worried your Tribble might have stowed away.

Kirk: Nope Captain Pike isn't in this room. Kirk to Enterprise. Chekov, beam us to the next room.

Spock: We could just walk.

Kirk: This is why I'm the Captain.

 

[M'Sharak]

And a special award for invoking The Room. Warning, don't watch it alone. In fact, you may not want to watch it at all. Try imagining your reaction to "Spock's Brain" or "Shades of Gray" and multiply it by fifty...

I looked up the scene containing the "did NAAAT. Oh hi" line, and that was quite enough. I can live without seeing any more than that.

"Are you sure you can't just hold it until we get back, Spock? I don't see a men's room sign anywhere!"

Spock: Oh, no - the beer didn't make the trip?! Ensign Chekov, you are so in trouble.

 

[6079SmithW]

Spock: Mother! She...she's gone.

Sarek: I know this may not be the best time, Spock, but I have to admit I was planning on killing her myself tomorrow anyway.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: Did they not teach you how to count to six in Russia, Mr Chekov?

KIRK: Sorry Scotty, its light beer.

ROMULAN: Hey! I just mopped that floor!

 

[Smellincoffee]

Kirk, grumbling: I told him swimming in Wonka's river was a bad idea.

 

[T'Girl]

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Kirk: "What that Lassie, Scotty has fallen down the well?"

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Don't worry Scotty, you'll be okay. As long as there's not a huge metal grinder at the end of this- oh. Thanks for getting me here! See ya!

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Kirk: "Hey, you've ruined my synthetic ale!"

Scott: (muffled under Liquid voice):"Hey when I guys gotta go.."

 

[LeadHead]

Sarek: Finally! I'm not the one who drew the short straw! What's wrong? What are you looking at Spock?

 

[Kirby]

Spock: The women! errr... Mom!

Kirk: Decisions decisions... Ok, I'll eat this one.

Kirk: I think this is some kind of map, see the red dot. I think that means we are there. So we can triangulate our position.

Spock: I believe that dot is actually red matter.

Kirk: Then we're fucked!

Spock: Indeed.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Spock: The women! errr... Mom!

I'd like to say I was beaten to the punch by that much but no

Kirk: The notice said not to flush at warp!

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: Damn, she had my car keys!

KIRK: There be whales in here.

Scotty shoots him a hard look.

KIRK: Shrimp?

KIRK: I said "Dont forget where we parked."

SPOCK: I thought you were being rhetorical.

 

[Nerd unRage]

Kirk: Well, hello ladies!

Spock: Sir, there are no women aboard this ship.

Kirk: [crestfallen]

or perhaps this

Spock: Okay, who farted?

Kirk:[whistles innocently]