43 INT. OFFICERS' MESS, ENTERPRISE 43
A WINDOW IRISES OPEN REVEALING the stars gliding by.
A HAND POURS DEEP BLUE ROMULAN ALE into Gorkon's
crystal goblet. Dinner well underway. Principles from
both parties are at table. STEWARDS keep food and
drink in motion.
GORKON
I give you a toast: the
undiscovered country -
(off their looks)
the future.
All drink ROMULAN ALE, echoing "the undiscovered
country." The KLINGONS eat with their fingers,
scorning utensils.
SPOCK
HAMLET, act three, scene one.
GORKON
You have never experienced
Shakespeare until you have read
him in the original Klingon.
Chang turns to Kirk with a malicious twinkle.
CHANG
"To be or not to be, that is the
question" which preoccupies our
people, Captain Kirk. We need
BREATHING room...
KIRK
I beg your pardon?
KERLA
Captain Kirk, I thought Romulan ale
was illegal.
It takes Kirk a moment to regain his composure.
KIRK
One of the advantages of being
a thousand light years from
Federation headquarters.
Silence.
BONES
To you, Chancellor Gorkon: one of
the architects of our future.
All drink. As Romulan ale flows throughout the scene,
tongues get looser. Gorkon WATCHES.
SCOTTY
Perhaps we are looking at something
of that future here.
AZETBUR
Commander Spock, mindful of all
your work behind the scenes, and
despite the cordiality at this
mess, I do not sense an acceptance
of our people throughout your ship.
SPOCK
They're naturally wary, ma'am.
We've been at war a long time.
UHURA
How do both sides overcome
ingrained prejudice?
CHEKOV
Perhaps with a few small steps
at a time. Like this one.
BONES
And perhaps with a large step or
two. Like a peace treaty.
CHANG
Captain Kirk, are you willing to
give up Starfleet?
Kirk stares.
SPOCK
(looks at Kirk)
I believe the Captain feels that
Starfleet's mission has always
been one of peace -
KIRK
(glares)
Far be it for me to dispute my
first officer. Starfleet has
always -
CHANG
Come now, Captain, this dinner
is off the record: in space all
warriors are cold warriors.
SCOTTY
We have never tried to --
KERLA
You hypocritically presume that
your democratic system gives you
a moral prerogative to force other
cultures to conform to your
politics.
BONES
That's not true...!
KERLA
No?
Uhura turns to the Klingon next to her - all tact.
UHURA
General, are YOU fond of
Shakespeare?
He looks at her, his hands and mouth full of food. Ugh.
Chekov pursues -
CHEKOV
We do NOT impose democracy on
others. We do believe that every
planet has a sovereign claim to
human rights.
AZETBUR
(spits)
"Human rights." Even the name is
racist. The Federation is
basically a "homo sapiens" only
club...
SPOCK reacts to this. Chang is amused.
CHANG
Present company excepted, to be
sure...
UHURA
Well, I suppose we're not perfect -
SCOTTY
(rising)
Don't let them put words in your
mouth - ! I haven't served 30
years in the engine room of a
starship to be accused of gunboat
diplomacy!
KERLA
In any case, we know where this is
leading: the annihilation of our
culture. Klingons will replace
those on the lowest rung of the
Federation employment ladder,
taking menial jobs and performing
them for lower pay...
CHEKOV
That's economics, not racism -
UHURA
But you have to admit it adds up to
the same thing.
BONES
Don't be naive, Commander -!
UHURA
Who you calling naive -?
Kirk stares sullenly down the table throughout this.
CHEKOV
We're explorers not diplomats!
BONES
Starfleet's killed an awful lot of
natural phenomena in the name of
"exploration"...
SCOTTY
We follow orders...
CHEKOV
Since when has THAT been an excuse?
Diplomacy must resolve these -
SCOTTY
Right - leave it to the politicians
to muck it up and leave us
defenseless...!
A COUGH interrupts the fight. All eyes on Gorkon.
The Klingons conceal their amusement.
GORKON
(finally)
Well. I see we have a long way to
go.
Reactions from Kirk and his officers.