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Star Trek V - What does God need with a starship?

Something that has always puzzled me about TFF is...the thread's title, incidentally. Kirk queries what this entity would need with a starship. And...it's never answered. "To get off the planet" is the assumed answer, I suppose. But for a being that has the powers that not-God apparently does, there wasn't a less convoluted way to accomplish it?
 
Something that has always puzzled me about TFF is...the thread's title, incidentally. Kirk queries what this entity would need with a starship. And...it's never answered. "To get off the planet" is the assumed answer, I suppose. But for a being that has the powers that not-God apparently does, there wasn't a less convoluted way to accomplish it?

From reading the novelization the Great Barrier was a prison for that being. It could not pass through it but a Starship with the right sheilding could and it could ride along.
 
Something that has always puzzled me about TFF is...the thread's title, incidentally. Kirk queries what this entity would need with a starship. And...it's never answered. "To get off the planet" is the assumed answer, I suppose. But for a being that has the powers that not-God apparently does, there wasn't a less convoluted way to accomplish it?

It had the powers to shoot lighting bolt out of it ass and to push stones out of the ground. What makes you think it had the power to leave the planet?
 
Something that has always puzzled me about TFF is...the thread's title, incidentally. Kirk queries what this entity would need with a starship. And...it's never answered. "To get off the planet" is the assumed answer, I suppose. But for a being that has the powers that not-God apparently does, there wasn't a less convoluted way to accomplish it?

It had the powers to shoot lighting bolt out of it ass and to push stones out of the ground. What makes you think it had the power to leave the planet?

I was more referring to whatever link it might've had with Sybok, and the fact that it had superhuman powers in general.
 
@ Saito S: Oh sorry, bro. I misunderstood. I was pretty tired when I responded to that so please forgive any asinine snarkiness on my account. Somehow I read to that mean that you wanted more villain-driven action movies. My mistake.

I respect your opinion. But I still Like TFF.

And TMP.

--Alex

P.S. I would bury Nemesis in the same graveyard as Congo.
 
Something that has always puzzled me about TFF is...the thread's title, incidentally. Kirk queries what this entity would need with a starship. And...it's never answered. "To get off the planet" is the assumed answer, I suppose. But for a being that has the powers that not-God apparently does, there wasn't a less convoluted way to accomplish it?

"Well," says God, "The Devil challenged me to create a rock so big that even I couldn't lift it, and I'll be Me-damned if I didn't get caught in the gravitational field. I won't make that mistake again, no sir!"
 
Ahh, thank you all. The memories of this movie are flooding back. As a kid I used to enjoy it as a slapstick comedy of sorts. What does God need with a starship indeed :D

I have to watch it again, it's been too long.

STIV is my favourite of course. Double dumb ass on you!
 
:rolleyes: Yes, I've seen Nemesis. I've seen ALL of the Trek films; let me just say that now so there's no ambiguity.

Have you seen "Congo"? Or "Children of the Corn"? Or "Escape 2000"? (That last one, I only saw because of MST3K, but it IS still a real movie). None of the Trek films come close to the levels of pure, concentrated AWFUL that those films (and others, of course) manage to achieve. There is NOTHING WHATSOEVER that is in ANY WAY good about any of those movies. Hell, there's nothing whatsoever - not a single moment or aspect - of those three films that rises above "bad". That was my point. Bad Trek movies are not actually THAT bad.

I question anyone who can watch Tommy Wiseau's "The Room" and still tell me that any of the 'Star Trek' movies are "unwatchable".
 
Something that has always puzzled me about TFF is...the thread's title, incidentally. Kirk queries what this entity would need with a starship. And...it's never answered. "To get off the planet" is the assumed answer, I suppose. But for a being that has the powers that not-God apparently does, there wasn't a less convoluted way to accomplish it?

I bet some of his powers were more smoke and mirrors and he was a being that really did need a ship to travel through space.
 
Common occurrence. I'm 6' 5", and so I hit my head on low support beams in my own house, even though I've lived here for years.

True, but is Scotty that tall?

Maybe that was just the 'at rest' (default) angle where the guns are normally aimed?

Why would they need a default position?

Kirk's probably got a fair amount of adrenaline in his system at that point. He was just feeling giddy.

He's a trained Starfleet captain who has gone through a hell of a lot of training. Why would he start making silly quips like that just because of a little adrenaline? he's been in far more stressful situations before and not cracked jokes.

The simple answer is that after the success of TVH, the producers wanted to do it again. So they tried to make the script light hearted. But whereas TVH had the ability to do it simply because of the story, in TFF the humour had to be cramed in. And it shows.
 
Something that has always puzzled me about TFF is...the thread's title, incidentally. Kirk queries what this entity would need with a starship. And...it's never answered. "To get off the planet" is the assumed answer, I suppose. But for a being that has the powers that not-God apparently does, there wasn't a less convoluted way to accomplish it?

From reading the novelization the Great Barrier was a prison for that being. It could not pass through it but a Starship with the right sheilding could and it could ride along.
That makes sense. It's too bad that didn't make it into the movie in any explicit way. As it stands, in the film, it is kinda like "So you can shoot lightening and float around and whatnot, but you can't... float away?"
@ Saito S: Oh sorry, bro. I misunderstood. I was pretty tired when I responded to that so please forgive any asinine snarkiness on my account. Somehow I read to that mean that you wanted more villain-driven action movies. My mistake.

I respect your opinion. But I still Like TFF.

And TMP.

--Alex

P.S. I would bury Nemesis in the same graveyard as Congo.
Fair enough. And hey, I don't mind snark, I just snark back. :D

But in seriousness, I really do wish one of the movies had taken another shot at the serious, conceptually deeper sci-fi plot. I very much doubt we'll see such a thing now, with the follow-ups to XI.

Man, you really think Nemesis is THAT bad? I wouldn't bury ANY Trek movies with "Congo" or the other two movies I mentioned, personally. Ah well.

As you say, it's all just opinion anyway. Obviously we don't agree, but IDIC and all that jazz. :)
Something that has always puzzled me about TFF is...the thread's title, incidentally. Kirk queries what this entity would need with a starship. And...it's never answered. "To get off the planet" is the assumed answer, I suppose. But for a being that has the powers that not-God apparently does, there wasn't a less convoluted way to accomplish it?

"Well," says God, "The Devil challenged me to create a rock so big that even I couldn't lift it, and I'll be Me-damned if I didn't get caught in the gravitational field. I won't make that mistake again, no sir!"
:lol:
He's a trained Starfleet captain who has gone through a hell of a lot of training. Why would he start making silly quips like that just because of a little adrenaline? he's been in far more stressful situations before and not cracked jokes.

The simple answer is that after the success of TVH, the producers wanted to do it again. So they tried to make the script light hearted. But whereas TVH had the ability to do it simply because of the story, in TFF the humour had to be cramed in. And it shows.
In all honesty, I actually didn't have too much of a problem with the "Hi Bones!" line at that moment. A little silliness is ok sometimes, and I think the situation warranted it (especially since he's on vacation at the time and almost died rather suddenly). Obviously I think the movie has tons of problems, but that specific line never bothered me.

However, the larger issue that you are pointing out here, that they were trying to reproduce the success of TVH by infusing lots of humor into TFF, rings very true to me. It felt much more forced in TFF, perhaps partly because the lightening simply didn't strike twice (most of humor in TFF just wasn't as good, on its own, as the humor in TVH), but also because it was kind of jarring. The movie ended up with an identity crisis: it wanted to be an irreverent, light adventure comedy, yet tried to present a serious, introspective concept and plot; it ended up falling on its face on both counts. Years later, Insurrection made a very similar mistake, which plays a role in that movie's failings as well (though I didn't think it was nearly as bad as TFF overall).
 
I think the issue of the failure of a lot of the humor in TFF comes down to it being (1) forced and (2) of a humiliating nature.


The humor in TVH arises naturally from the context and premise(they're clueless getting around 1980's San Fran) whereas in TFF it's jarring, often out of character(Spock and the "marshmellon" thing, Captain Kirk making a fart joke? No, just no) I know the "marshmellon" thing is explained in the book, but it's not in the movie.

Plus, the humiliation of the characters, from Scotty bumping his head and knocking himself out, Uhura's fan dance, etc.


INS would repeat this, with Worf's zit and Crusher and Troi talking about their boobs, and it was just as awkward there.
 
:rolleyes: Yes, I've seen Nemesis. I've seen ALL of the Trek films; let me just say that now so there's no ambiguity.

Have you seen "Congo"? Or "Children of the Corn"? Or "Escape 2000"? (That last one, I only saw because of MST3K, but it IS still a real movie). None of the Trek films come close to the levels of pure, concentrated AWFUL that those films (and others, of course) manage to achieve. There is NOTHING WHATSOEVER that is in ANY WAY good about any of those movies. Hell, there's nothing whatsoever - not a single moment or aspect - of those three films that rises above "bad". That was my point. Bad Trek movies are not actually THAT bad.

I question anyone who can watch Tommy Wiseau's "The Room" and still tell me that any of the 'Star Trek' movies are "unwatchable".

"I did naht hit her! I did not...oh hi Mark.:
 
Here’s my thematic [thread=137506]observations[/thread] on TFF. Nobody cared about it the first time I posted it, so naturally I expect you to give a darn this time around.

TFF provides the TOS film franchise with a key thematic counterpoint to TMP. TMP tells us that “Logic and knowledge are not enough”—we need the human traits of “Other dimensions, higher levels of being,” which we might identify as emotion or spirituality. TFF depicts the folly of someone who allows “I know in my heart that it’s true” to trump his powers of reason.

Taken together they tell the parallel stories of two brothers who see two paths ahead of them: the path of logic and the path of emotion.

One brother, Spock, follows the path of logic. He seeks Kolinahr, which would completely separate him from the other path. He does not find his answers there. His encounter with a great consciousness calling to him from space teaches him that he needs something from the “emotion” path.

The other brother, Sybok, follows the path of emotion. He praises his Vulcan ancestors saying they “were ruled by their emotions.... They believed with their hearts.” His encounter with a great consciousness calling to him from space leads him to a religious belief in the name of which he does terrible things despite being at heart a good person. His mistake is not taking what he should take from the “logic” path.

The composite theme is about how our “higher levels of being” can give purpose and meaning to our logic but should not supplant it. We need both paths, logic/knowledge and intuition/emotion/spirituality. We should not jump back and forth between them arbitrarily, but rather recognize the necessary role of each. It’s a more complete and interesting theme than either of the two films has without the other.
 
Here’s my thematic [thread=137506]observations[/thread] on TFF. Nobody cared about it the first time I posted it, so naturally I expect you to give a darn this time around.

TFF provides the TOS film franchise with a key thematic counterpoint to TMP. TMP tells us that “Logic and knowledge are not enough”—we need the human traits of “Other dimensions, higher levels of being,” which we might identify as emotion or spirituality. TFF depicts the folly of someone who allows “I know in my heart that it’s true” to trump his powers of reason.

Taken together they tell the parallel stories of two brothers who see two paths ahead of them: the path of logic and the path of emotion.

One brother, Spock, follows the path of logic. He seeks Kolinahr, which would completely separate him from the other path. He does not find his answers there. His encounter with a great consciousness calling to him from space teaches him that he needs something from the “emotion” path.

The other brother, Sybok, follows the path of emotion. He praises his Vulcan ancestors saying they “were ruled by their emotions.... They believed with their hearts.” His encounter with a great consciousness calling to him from space leads him to a religious belief in the name of which he does terrible things despite being at heart a good person. His mistake is not taking what he should take from the “logic” path.

The composite theme is about how our “higher levels of being” can give purpose and meaning to our logic but should not supplant it. We need both paths, logic/knowledge and intuition/emotion/spirituality. We should not jump back and forth between them arbitrarily, but rather recognize the necessary role of each. It’s a more complete and interesting theme than either of the two films has without the other.

Like STV/TFF, in time you will be recognised/appreciated. Just wait for others to catch up....
 
But if you fail to execute the theme then it's useless. STV failed to execute that theme in a way that it took precedence over the film. It wasn't really a Spock vs Sybok or logic vs emotion. It was just " Crazy guy takes over ship, turns crew against Captain, find god, climax, the end "

I don't meant that Shatner should have spelled it out for us but I do believe he should have crafted the story better if that had been the major theme of the movie. Spock just rolled around in that film like " oh yeah gaiz i have a bro but its no big deal my dad kicked him out the house when i was like young. " - Spock is compassionate to those close to him, especially relatives, and he was just " pfft, yeah i forgot about that ". When he kicks the bucket, Spock just moves on with life. There's truly no emotional connection between these two individuals. Hell, Sybok could have just been resident crazy ass Vulcan it wouldn't have made a difference on the story. If Shatner built that up it probably would have made Sybok more enjoyable and less cringe worthy/evil (twin) brother.
 
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