Love: the final frontier.
These are the voyages of the Pacific Princess.
Its continuing mission: to explore passion and boldly go to romantic ports of call!
From stardates 45944.7 to 45966.7 (December 11-19, 2368), Captain Picard and the crew of the Pacific Princess transport "several special passengers from Starbase 8." Joan Rivers calls the ship a dump and asks if her travel agent was Darth Vader. Cruise Director Troi detects that David Brenner intends to steal towels. Picard orders Security Officer Worf to let the passengers win at shuffleboard. Guinan "got all the answers" about intimacy, "ya dig," but Picard hurriedly cuts her off with a site-to-site transport. Riker reroutes power from life support on the Fiesta Deck to the blenders on Aloha Deck in order to keep Bartender La Forge from draining the warp engines in 2.4 minutes as he makes a full frappé. Android Purser Data struggles to understand the link between human displays of affection and the veneration of a beheaded saint from ancient Earth history.
"Created by Gene Roddenberry and Aaron Spelling."
These are the voyages of the Pacific Princess.
Its continuing mission: to explore passion and boldly go to romantic ports of call!
From stardates 45944.7 to 45966.7 (December 11-19, 2368), Captain Picard and the crew of the Pacific Princess transport "several special passengers from Starbase 8." Joan Rivers calls the ship a dump and asks if her travel agent was Darth Vader. Cruise Director Troi detects that David Brenner intends to steal towels. Picard orders Security Officer Worf to let the passengers win at shuffleboard. Guinan "got all the answers" about intimacy, "ya dig," but Picard hurriedly cuts her off with a site-to-site transport. Riker reroutes power from life support on the Fiesta Deck to the blenders on Aloha Deck in order to keep Bartender La Forge from draining the warp engines in 2.4 minutes as he makes a full frappé. Android Purser Data struggles to understand the link between human displays of affection and the veneration of a beheaded saint from ancient Earth history.
"Created by Gene Roddenberry and Aaron Spelling."
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