I'm working on a Kelvinverse movie script. Will it ever get produced? Most likely not. But, ya never know. The writing is fun, though.
I thought I would share the following excerpt/vignette. If there is sufficient interest, I will consider posting the entire script on down the road, after the whole thing has been polished and after all of my official pitch attempts have failed.
The main plot, which I won't reveal at this time, is something new and twisty, but my intention is to include various elements here and there from the first six movies, etc, with some humorous turns included. Here we go....
Enterprise is in space dock, completing some systems upgrades. Kirk and Bones are in the mess hall, just starting lunch. Kirk is just biting into a taco when the red alert klaxon starts blaring. Startled, he involuntarily squeezes the taco, and sauce squirts out all down the front of his uniform shirt. He gets up and punches the intercom button.
Kirk: Bridge, this is the captain....how can you have a red alert in space dock?!?
Sulu: Sir, someone is stealing the Enterprise!
Kirk: We're being hijacked?!?
Sulu: Not us....the NX-01.
Kirk: The old museum piece?!?
Sulu: Yes, sir!
Kirk: Okay, I'm on my way!
Kirk brushes at the taco sauce on his shirt with his hands, looks at them, wipes them on his pants, and looks at them again with a puzzled expression on his face. (To be played like the virus infection from 'The Naked Time'.)
Bones (grinning): Rehearsing for the part of Lady Macbeth?
Kirk: Come on, Bones, this is ridiculous!
Bones (still grinning): Yeah, I know.
Kirk glances around and sees the back of the head of a certain older crewmember.
Kirk: Hey, Pop, let me guess....today is wash day and I have nothing clean, right?!?
The crewmember turns around. (It's Arnold Schwarzenegger.)
Pop: Nothing clean, right.
Kirk: That's just great. Come on, Bones!
They run for the exit. Just as the doors open, Kirk nearly falls over a cat in the hall.
Kirk: Whose damned cat is this?!?
Bones: Out, damned Spot; out, I say!
They run on for the turbolift....
I thought I would share the following excerpt/vignette. If there is sufficient interest, I will consider posting the entire script on down the road, after the whole thing has been polished and after all of my official pitch attempts have failed.
The main plot, which I won't reveal at this time, is something new and twisty, but my intention is to include various elements here and there from the first six movies, etc, with some humorous turns included. Here we go....
Enterprise is in space dock, completing some systems upgrades. Kirk and Bones are in the mess hall, just starting lunch. Kirk is just biting into a taco when the red alert klaxon starts blaring. Startled, he involuntarily squeezes the taco, and sauce squirts out all down the front of his uniform shirt. He gets up and punches the intercom button.
Kirk: Bridge, this is the captain....how can you have a red alert in space dock?!?
Sulu: Sir, someone is stealing the Enterprise!
Kirk: We're being hijacked?!?
Sulu: Not us....the NX-01.
Kirk: The old museum piece?!?
Sulu: Yes, sir!
Kirk: Okay, I'm on my way!
Kirk brushes at the taco sauce on his shirt with his hands, looks at them, wipes them on his pants, and looks at them again with a puzzled expression on his face. (To be played like the virus infection from 'The Naked Time'.)
Bones (grinning): Rehearsing for the part of Lady Macbeth?
Kirk: Come on, Bones, this is ridiculous!
Bones (still grinning): Yeah, I know.
Kirk glances around and sees the back of the head of a certain older crewmember.
Kirk: Hey, Pop, let me guess....today is wash day and I have nothing clean, right?!?
The crewmember turns around. (It's Arnold Schwarzenegger.)
Pop: Nothing clean, right.
Kirk: That's just great. Come on, Bones!
They run for the exit. Just as the doors open, Kirk nearly falls over a cat in the hall.
Kirk: Whose damned cat is this?!?
Bones: Out, damned Spot; out, I say!
They run on for the turbolift....
