Star Trek perfume

[qmithani]

I recently read an article which states, that Star Trek Fragrances are going to be launched. http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/tvandradioblog/2009/mar/09/star-trek-perfume-kirk

The fragrances are called:
Tiberius
Red Shirt
Pon farr
What do you think?

 

[USS Triumphant]

I'd go for a Pon Farr with T'Pol (especially Mirror T'Pol ), but aside from that, I don't think I'd especially want to smell one. And what would be the motto? "For the man who only wants to get laid once every seven years...."?!

And who'd wear "Red Shirt"? Clients of Dr. Kevorkian?

Now "Tiberius" - that, I can see.

 

[miraclefan]

Tiberius, Red Shirt, Pon Farr. Those sound like ''Porno'' titles, not Perfume.

 

[qmithani]

I know, it's really messed up

 

[Ryan8bit]

I wonder if any of them can be mixed together to form an explosive.

 

[WillsBabe]

Just when you think you've heard it all... Sounds like titles of skin mags.

 

[Saga]

i don't think this is going to help us out any. in fact it may make things more difficult.

'so, whats that perfume you're wearing?' - girl

'its called Tiberius.' - me

'Tiberius?' - girl

'uh...its from Star Trek.' - me

'...uh...look, i gotta go. think i left my oven on.' - girl

 

[Pinkle]

LOL This is friggin' hilarious I'd at least TRY them haha

 

[CorporalClegg]

Pon Farr? What, does it only work after seven years of application?

 

[Stag]

Pon Farr? What, does it only work after seven years of application?

It's actually a personal lubricant.

 

[kissthestar]

How about one called "Stardate: Long Long Time" or "Hit, Keptin" or "Rand's Quarters" or, best of all, "Helen Noel"?

 

[miraclefan]

Tiberius, Red Shirt, Pon Farr. Those sound like ''Porno'' titles, not Perfume.

Just when you think you've heard it all... Sounds like titles of skin mags.

^ That to!

 

[Stag]

Red shirt --

It's a fragrence...no, its a whipped topping...No it's both!!

 

[WendellM]

'so, whats that perfume you're wearing?' - girl

'its called Tiberius.' - me

'Tiberius?' - girl

'uh...its from Star Trek.' - me

'...uh...look, i gotta go. think i left my oven on.' - girl

Funny and true!

Maybe it'd be better to go with the Roman emperor angle; let me try... (that exhausts my knowledge on it; wiki-ing...):

'Tiberius?' - girl

'uh...it's named after the second Roman emperor. Y'know, the dark, reclusive, and somber ruler who exiled himself from Rome and left administration largely in the hands of his unscrupulous Praetorian Prefects: Lucius Aelius Sejanus and Quintus Naevius Sutorius Macro.' - me

'...uh...look, i gotta go. think i left my oven on.' - girl
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Damn! Changing the timeflow of fate and history is harder than it looks!

 

[neogothboy74]

I always remember Jadzia giving Lenara 'Risian Perfume' - that could work. It's Star Trek without sounding lame.

 

[StolenThunder]

Haha. That's amazing. I want some Tiberius!