it would be nice to have a captain that likes being a captain "I get this huge cabin, duty free booze, and I can set my own course because I'm avoiding getting served papers for child support. and my skant is made of velourr.. there is absolutely not one bad thing about being a captain."
ok i haven't watched the entire thing yet, and with the snarky comments in the credits and also because I don't like it so far, i probably wont.
So my thoughts, such as they are:
I kind of hate that they convinced Nichols to be involved in this pile of crap, presumably the last of the "big" full length fan productions. I hope she was fully aware of what she was getting her name attached to, anyway.
Captain April developed his British accent later in life? did he make a deal to swap with Carol Marcus?
The SFX are.. well some are OK, some are
Birdemic level bad. They would have been better off just being consistently good or bad.
They shouldn't have used an existing sound track. It's jarring.
A species that lives to destroy for the sake of destruction is kind of stupid.
awkward line of the century: "Robert if my wife were half as radiant as yours, I'd want to be near her too". uh.. does this mean he doesn't have a wife, or he does albeit one lacking sufficient radiance, and that's why he's on a space station? Also, can that spider Charlotte write radiant above her bed in the morning?
Professional Wilford Brimley Impersonator Barry Corbin was a surprise. It's nice that April's dad showed up to give Robert some advice about diabeetus
things I did not know: If you're stuck on a space station that's too close to an exploding spaceship the thing to do is "Everybody run" to some other part of the space station, presumably.