Okay, Trekkers, Trekkies, Trecknecks and Conversationalists all across the fruited plain!
As per requests on the "Literature Thread", here is one of my Trek short stories. They'd been written with the intention of sending them to SNW--but of course...well, you know.
Okay, this is one of my favorites. It's an Excelsior tale, set a few months before Star Trek IV: The Undiscovered Country and "Flashback". It's Tuvok's first week aboard Excelsior. The title comes from a couple of references in the story to the Pirates of the Caribbean films.
This is a character-driven tale, with a great deal of fun!
And here...we...go.
Star Trek: Excelsior
Buccaneer Logic
Scene 1
His sword sliced through the air as he engaged in the traditional salute. Checking his grip, he inwardly smiled with undaunted glee as his chance to defend his honor was about to begin.
He studied his opponent, looking for any sign of fear, but the other simply stared back, eyes the color of the Seven Seas blazing with fire.
The former called out: “En garde!”
They then charged, swords clashing, swinging, and clashing again! He then saw it: a vulnerable spot!
He charged to the right in a bluff. His opponent moved to defend accordingly. Suddenly, the Crafty One tossed his sword to his left hand, where he plunged into his opponent’s side, victorious!
“Yield,” he grinned.
The other pulled off her helmet, showing a look of mild disgust. “What was that?”
Captain Hikaru Sulu of the U.S.S. Excelsior gave an innocent shrug. “Victory,” he responded, "Nothing less."
His latest opponent, Lt. Commander Janice Rand, couldn’t believe what she was hearing. “I thought this was supposed to be fair!”
“Wasn’t it?”
“Don’t give me that. You told me changing hands was illegal.”
Sulu frowned. “Uh… I did?”
Rand nodded. “You did.”
“Well, you must’ve heard me wrong, because I certainly don’t remember…”
“With –all –due –respect –Captain,” Rand replied, narrowing her eyes, “I think you just don’t like to lose.”
“Neither do you, I see.”
“I don’t like seeing the rules that you discussed being conveniently discarded in order for you to win!”
Sulu gave her a broad grin. “Temper, temper, mon ami. In the meantime, remember well that I, Captain Hikaru Sulu, have achieved victory once again, just as I have for decades on end –and will, forevermore!”
Rand sighed. “You –are hopeless.”
Still beaming, Sulu answered, “To my dying day!”

As per requests on the "Literature Thread", here is one of my Trek short stories. They'd been written with the intention of sending them to SNW--but of course...well, you know.
Okay, this is one of my favorites. It's an Excelsior tale, set a few months before Star Trek IV: The Undiscovered Country and "Flashback". It's Tuvok's first week aboard Excelsior. The title comes from a couple of references in the story to the Pirates of the Caribbean films.
This is a character-driven tale, with a great deal of fun!
And here...we...go.
Star Trek: Excelsior
Buccaneer Logic
Scene 1
His sword sliced through the air as he engaged in the traditional salute. Checking his grip, he inwardly smiled with undaunted glee as his chance to defend his honor was about to begin.
He studied his opponent, looking for any sign of fear, but the other simply stared back, eyes the color of the Seven Seas blazing with fire.
The former called out: “En garde!”
They then charged, swords clashing, swinging, and clashing again! He then saw it: a vulnerable spot!
He charged to the right in a bluff. His opponent moved to defend accordingly. Suddenly, the Crafty One tossed his sword to his left hand, where he plunged into his opponent’s side, victorious!
“Yield,” he grinned.
The other pulled off her helmet, showing a look of mild disgust. “What was that?”
Captain Hikaru Sulu of the U.S.S. Excelsior gave an innocent shrug. “Victory,” he responded, "Nothing less."
His latest opponent, Lt. Commander Janice Rand, couldn’t believe what she was hearing. “I thought this was supposed to be fair!”
“Wasn’t it?”
“Don’t give me that. You told me changing hands was illegal.”
Sulu frowned. “Uh… I did?”
Rand nodded. “You did.”
“Well, you must’ve heard me wrong, because I certainly don’t remember…”
“With –all –due –respect –Captain,” Rand replied, narrowing her eyes, “I think you just don’t like to lose.”
“Neither do you, I see.”
“I don’t like seeing the rules that you discussed being conveniently discarded in order for you to win!”
Sulu gave her a broad grin. “Temper, temper, mon ami. In the meantime, remember well that I, Captain Hikaru Sulu, have achieved victory once again, just as I have for decades on end –and will, forevermore!”
Rand sighed. “You –are hopeless.”
Still beaming, Sulu answered, “To my dying day!”
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