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Here...is the first Star Trek short story I've ever written. A fun DS9 tale, set sometime in the 1st season.
Now, as this was my first one, my writing skills were not quite so refined. Still...this is a pretty charming tale overall, IMHO. Enjoy!
Star Trek DS9:
O'Brien's Day
Scene 1
“Computer?”
“Working.”
“What on earth is wrong with the reactor?”
“Antimatter reactor is working within normal parameters.”
“Are you kidding? The intermix ratio is off!”
“Intermix ratio is in sufficient balance, as per Cardassian Operational Guidelines…”
“Don’t lecture me on what your bloody “Operational Guidelines” calls “sufficient”, just FIX IT!”
“Intermix ratio is in sufficient balance, as per Cardassian Operational Guidelines…”
Why me? “Oh, never mind…. Just increase antimatter flow by 3%.”
“Procedure is not recommended.”
Oh, PLEASE not again. “I didn’t ask for an opinion; now increase the bloody antimatter flow now!”
“Procedure is not recommended.”
(Sigh) “Computer, I’ve put up with your constant rebellion long enough. Now, I have just one –simple –question, alright?”
“Please state request.”
“Will you please stop saying that?”
“Request is not clear. Please restate.”
“That convenient little line of yours: ‘Procedure is not recommended’. There, now, was that clear enough for you?”
“Affirmative.”
“Good. Now increase the bloody antimatter flow!”
“Procedure is not recommended.”
“DO IT BEFORE I REWIRE YOU INTO A REPLICATOR!”
“Procedure is not recommended.”
“NO KIDDING!”
“Is the computer giving you a hard time again, Chief?”
Miles O’Brien looked up into the amused face of Commander Benjamin Sisko. “You have no idea, Commander, you have no idea…”
“Don’t you think you’re being a little too strict with it?”
Did he just say what I thought he said? “I beg your pardon, sir?”
“It is a Cardassian computer, after all. Their systems are considered highly efficient by the Central Command, and the fact that it isn’t capable of doing every little job you throw at it doesn’t necessarily mean that it’s out to get you.”
“But they didn’t have to give it a mind of its own.” O’Brien whined. “If I have to listen to ‘procedure is not recommended’ one more time…”
“Yes?” Sisko waited expectantly.
“Well… with all due respect, sir… I’ll be tempted to throw something physical at it!”
That was it. Unable to hold himself any longer, Sisko burst into laughter.
“Commander, please…”
“Sorry, sorry… It’s just that I can just picture you in the Infirmary getting your hand checked out because you burned it by punching a power socket!”
“Sir…”
Now recovered from his state of mirth, Sisko stared O’Brien in the eye. “I’m dead serious, chief. You let your anger out like that and all it’ll get you is a bloody fist. Understand?”
The chief sighed. Much as he hated to admit it, the commander was right. “Aye, sir, I understand.”
“Good.” Sisko started to leave, but suddenly O’Brien remembered something.
“Uh… Sir?”
“Yes?”
“If you don’t mind me asking… how would you suggest I deal with this thing?”
Sisko frowned. “You’re the engineer, Chief. I doubt I could suggest anything that you haven’t already thought up. But… in the meantime, I’d suggest you get some rest. After all, your shift ended five minutes ago.”
O’Brien checked the chronometer. Sure enough, his work day was over. “Blast! I’m late!” At Sisko’s confused expression, he explained, “I promised Keiko I’d take her to Quark’s after work.”
“Ah. Well, in that case, snap to it.”
The chief chuckled. “Gladly, sir.”
As he started for the turbolift, he heard Sisko call after him. “Good luck.”
O’Brien nodded. “Thank you, sir.” To the computer he said, “Promenade.”
As he watched the turbolift descend, Sisko finished his thought. “You’re going to need it.”


Here...is the first Star Trek short story I've ever written. A fun DS9 tale, set sometime in the 1st season.
Now, as this was my first one, my writing skills were not quite so refined. Still...this is a pretty charming tale overall, IMHO. Enjoy!
Star Trek DS9:
O'Brien's Day
Scene 1
“Computer?”
“Working.”
“What on earth is wrong with the reactor?”
“Antimatter reactor is working within normal parameters.”
“Are you kidding? The intermix ratio is off!”
“Intermix ratio is in sufficient balance, as per Cardassian Operational Guidelines…”
“Don’t lecture me on what your bloody “Operational Guidelines” calls “sufficient”, just FIX IT!”
“Intermix ratio is in sufficient balance, as per Cardassian Operational Guidelines…”
Why me? “Oh, never mind…. Just increase antimatter flow by 3%.”
“Procedure is not recommended.”
Oh, PLEASE not again. “I didn’t ask for an opinion; now increase the bloody antimatter flow now!”
“Procedure is not recommended.”
(Sigh) “Computer, I’ve put up with your constant rebellion long enough. Now, I have just one –simple –question, alright?”
“Please state request.”
“Will you please stop saying that?”
“Request is not clear. Please restate.”
“That convenient little line of yours: ‘Procedure is not recommended’. There, now, was that clear enough for you?”
“Affirmative.”
“Good. Now increase the bloody antimatter flow!”
“Procedure is not recommended.”
“DO IT BEFORE I REWIRE YOU INTO A REPLICATOR!”
“Procedure is not recommended.”
“NO KIDDING!”
“Is the computer giving you a hard time again, Chief?”
Miles O’Brien looked up into the amused face of Commander Benjamin Sisko. “You have no idea, Commander, you have no idea…”
“Don’t you think you’re being a little too strict with it?”
Did he just say what I thought he said? “I beg your pardon, sir?”
“It is a Cardassian computer, after all. Their systems are considered highly efficient by the Central Command, and the fact that it isn’t capable of doing every little job you throw at it doesn’t necessarily mean that it’s out to get you.”
“But they didn’t have to give it a mind of its own.” O’Brien whined. “If I have to listen to ‘procedure is not recommended’ one more time…”
“Yes?” Sisko waited expectantly.
“Well… with all due respect, sir… I’ll be tempted to throw something physical at it!”
That was it. Unable to hold himself any longer, Sisko burst into laughter.
“Commander, please…”
“Sorry, sorry… It’s just that I can just picture you in the Infirmary getting your hand checked out because you burned it by punching a power socket!”
“Sir…”
Now recovered from his state of mirth, Sisko stared O’Brien in the eye. “I’m dead serious, chief. You let your anger out like that and all it’ll get you is a bloody fist. Understand?”
The chief sighed. Much as he hated to admit it, the commander was right. “Aye, sir, I understand.”
“Good.” Sisko started to leave, but suddenly O’Brien remembered something.
“Uh… Sir?”
“Yes?”
“If you don’t mind me asking… how would you suggest I deal with this thing?”
Sisko frowned. “You’re the engineer, Chief. I doubt I could suggest anything that you haven’t already thought up. But… in the meantime, I’d suggest you get some rest. After all, your shift ended five minutes ago.”
O’Brien checked the chronometer. Sure enough, his work day was over. “Blast! I’m late!” At Sisko’s confused expression, he explained, “I promised Keiko I’d take her to Quark’s after work.”
“Ah. Well, in that case, snap to it.”
The chief chuckled. “Gladly, sir.”
As he started for the turbolift, he heard Sisko call after him. “Good luck.”
O’Brien nodded. “Thank you, sir.” To the computer he said, “Promenade.”
As he watched the turbolift descend, Sisko finished his thought. “You’re going to need it.”
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