News Star Trek: Discovery Pizza Cutter

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A new news article has been published at TrekToday:

Fans of both Star Trek: Discovery and pizza can combine both loves with the Star Trek: Discovery Crossfield Starship Metal Pizza Cutter...

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[Tim Thomason]

Nice. I'll buy 40. There goes my stimulus.

 

[F. King Daniel]

If there was ever merch than begged to be made, it's this.

 

[Qonundrum]

"Merch" sounds like something you'd find in a trashcan, LOL.

Stainless steel is a plus, but I fail to understand the appeal of a pizza cutter vaguely in the shape of a starship, costing 6x more. Now maybe a 20" model that lights up the nacelles and windows and things, sure...

But the infotext in the upper right corner with more compression than what the Boston Strangler used renders too much information illegible. Like how long it is. That better be an "8" and not a "6", and I'm trying not to make a double entendre...

 

[Boris Skrbic]

“Commander Stamets, how exactly does the spore drive work?”

*Stamets orders a mushroom pizza*

 

[JesterFace]

Which one looks better, Discovery ship or Discovery pizza cutter?
Was the ship designed in a way that it could be easily made a pizza cutter?

 

[publiusr]

Well, the Son’a ships could cut the whole pizza side to side...

Now here is what Think Geek needed to make: An Orion nuclear-pulse pusher plate meat tenderizer. You know—-the ones with springs?

Take the spikes out and you have the spring loaded starship. Unscrew the bullet nose and you can core out fruit.

 

[Qonundrum]

Will it double as one of those paint can pry-opener tools? Or have space in the middle and let it double as a beer bottle opener too since those things are horrible to pop off, especially after your sixth one in as many minutes...