Strange sounds emanating from Conklin Alberta Canada have caught the web by storm this month due to the release of several eerie youtube videos that have left many Internetarians scared and confused.
These clips are generally depicting individuals gathered in or around the forested areas of western Alberta's Banff national park, listing to what some people may have described as "the unholy guttural cry of tormented banshees from beyond this celestial plain".
The sounds seemingly radiate directly from the sky, beginning with a low ominous hum, gradually followed by an unearthly clatter of roars, moans and howls.
Many people have their theories on what may be causing the noise...
Such as YTuser DanielSexuel who states "It's bigfoot"
Or user maizenaunai claiming the noises as "FAKE AND GAY"
And also user Hismailservice, who after seeing the clip said
"Do NOT listen to the strange sounds videos. Not even briefly! It has been exposed as hideous mind control, the NWO/Alien alliance is using discordant frequencies to manipulate neurological centers at the base of the spine. The sounds cause the soul to be loosely attached allowing for demonic infilltration and possession, as well as 'hive mind' type mind control."
Of course all of these opinions are equally astute and valid. But this blogger believes that the spine chilling ban-chi like wailing sounds may not be caused by homosexual mind controlling yeti, but are actually extraterrestrial in nature.
It just seems painfully obvious that the only logical cause of these noises is a 74 km long cylindrical probe sent back in time from the year 2286.
Originally meant to communicate with earths humpback whales, this probe was caught in a temporal rift created by a team of future humans and there race against the clock to save earth from imminent destruction presented by that very same probe.
The temporal disruption threw the humpback probe 274 years into the past to the alternate timeline of our 21st century earth, ware it will inevitably destroy us all.
Naturally when you look at the facts there is no deputing this theory. All you need to do is dunk your head under water while listening to the noises and you will find that they sound EXACTLY like whale's song. You can test it for yourself...
But I want to know what you think.
Are the strange noises in Alberta Canada just the result of some cheesy hoax, or are they actually caused by the whale alias of star trek 4.
And on a separate note, assuming that the aliens who sent the probe were related to earth’s whales somehow, how did they build the probe if humpbacks don't have hands?
Below is a link to one such video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtLNmdZTf_g
These clips are generally depicting individuals gathered in or around the forested areas of western Alberta's Banff national park, listing to what some people may have described as "the unholy guttural cry of tormented banshees from beyond this celestial plain".
The sounds seemingly radiate directly from the sky, beginning with a low ominous hum, gradually followed by an unearthly clatter of roars, moans and howls.
Many people have their theories on what may be causing the noise...
Such as YTuser DanielSexuel who states "It's bigfoot"
Or user maizenaunai claiming the noises as "FAKE AND GAY"
And also user Hismailservice, who after seeing the clip said
"Do NOT listen to the strange sounds videos. Not even briefly! It has been exposed as hideous mind control, the NWO/Alien alliance is using discordant frequencies to manipulate neurological centers at the base of the spine. The sounds cause the soul to be loosely attached allowing for demonic infilltration and possession, as well as 'hive mind' type mind control."
Of course all of these opinions are equally astute and valid. But this blogger believes that the spine chilling ban-chi like wailing sounds may not be caused by homosexual mind controlling yeti, but are actually extraterrestrial in nature.
It just seems painfully obvious that the only logical cause of these noises is a 74 km long cylindrical probe sent back in time from the year 2286.
Originally meant to communicate with earths humpback whales, this probe was caught in a temporal rift created by a team of future humans and there race against the clock to save earth from imminent destruction presented by that very same probe.
The temporal disruption threw the humpback probe 274 years into the past to the alternate timeline of our 21st century earth, ware it will inevitably destroy us all.
Naturally when you look at the facts there is no deputing this theory. All you need to do is dunk your head under water while listening to the noises and you will find that they sound EXACTLY like whale's song. You can test it for yourself...
But I want to know what you think.
Are the strange noises in Alberta Canada just the result of some cheesy hoax, or are they actually caused by the whale alias of star trek 4.
And on a separate note, assuming that the aliens who sent the probe were related to earth’s whales somehow, how did they build the probe if humpbacks don't have hands?
Below is a link to one such video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtLNmdZTf_g
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