Contest: ENTER ST:VOY Caption Contest #221: Insurrection

[Orac]

Welcome to the first new Star Trek Voyager Caption Contest of 2021!

Here are the winners of the last contest..

@Tenacity gets the Captain's Choice Award with:

PICARD: Owing to Covid-19 this family will need to dispurse and cease being joyful.


Third Prize goes to @JirinPanthosa with:

PICARD: Get rid of this nonsense. Evolved humans have no need for Christmas cheer!


@captain crow gets second prize with:

Picard: The tree is crooked.

[comic beat]

Picard: Christmas is canceled. Take it and the presents outside and burn them.


And the winner is @IMC Headquarters with:

HIROGEN: I'll make a giraffe out of this baguette if it's the last thing I do!


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Here're th' new pictures:

ETA:
Bonus Picture:

 

[Orac]

In an unexpected plot twist Harry Kim is transposed with his counterpart from the Comic Sans Universe.

 

[JirinPanthosa]

SEVEN: I just had a thought. Are these ancient gunpowder weapons actually more effective than the energy weapons we use?
JANEWAY: Huh.

JANEWAY: You're outnumbered. You may not have noticed my colleague disguised as a tree stump.

KIM: Hey, after I saved the crew, can I be lieutenant now? No? Ok.

HIROGEN: Is this the World War 2 simulation or did somebody leave the 'If Trump won reelection' simulation going too long?

JANEWAY: This will show the writers not to overuse holodeck malfunctions!

ETA:
Bonus Picture:

Picard revisits Risa in his tour to try to find Vash to tell her about the robot body transfer thing.

 

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Janeway: I hear Pelosi has a subscription to MAD Magazine, you steal the latest issue from her desk, I'll take selfies in the rotunda.

 

[Qonundrum]

"As you can see Vash, it's really 'this long'. What do you mean you don't believe me? Look at this look on my face. It's like Timothy Dalton as James Bond but without the curly hair."

 

[Qonundrum]

Well, what do you think of my new James Bond brand wig, Jan? Granted, it's more distinguished than when you wore that oversized novelty wig... and even Cindy pointed at that and laughed, with Mike and Carol saying it's wrong to laugh... Don't ask Alice what she thought, she'll just give you a pill that'll make you feel real small...

 

[Orac]

Harry: Not this shit again!

I'll do anything for a woman with a knife.

 

[Orac]

Whaddaya gonna do about it! Impeach me?

 

[Finn]

Janeway: Unbelievable. They played a prison riot program as well. And who's this Piscatella person?

 

[Orac]

Janeway: Listen! Do you smell something?

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Disembodied voice: Good morning, Angels...

 

[Orac]

What do you think Vash? The wig salesman said it was based on America's favourite President.

 

[Orac]

Harry: Hullo! So uh... I smelled some pot and uh.. I thought you might have some...

 

[Tenacity]

Picard: Oh what's the problem now number one? I went back to my quarters and put on underwear like you suggested. Even selected my nice grey silk ones.

Kim: It won't do any good to kill me. You see I'm not the original Harry Kim, he was killed years ago, and then a replacement appeared, that being me. Should you kill me another Harry Kim replacement will simple appear. You'll never be rid of me.

Ahh ha ha ha ha ...

Janeway: Listen! Do you smell something?

Seven: How can I smell something by listening?

 

[Orac]

Where's my diet coke?!

 

[Orac]

Where'd th' cheese go?

 

[Orac]

The fuck?! I'm only supposed to be served organic food! Take this shit away!

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Agent: I'm with the FBI, sir.
Picard: FBI?! I haven't done anything wrong. I've never been to DC.
Agent: Who said anything about DC?
Picard: $&%# !!!!!

 

[Orac]

There's tea bags in that nebula!

 

[Caractacus]

Harold and Kumar visit the Delta Quadrant.

Hello, and welcome to my overblown metaphor.

After seven years of abstinence, maybe allowing the Doctor to advance his programming to the point of losing his virginity was not such a good idea.

MAKE IT SO!