Spy Trek !!! mouth to mouth Kissing is back.

[PKTrekGirl]

Well, I wouldn't want the forum tagline to be as serious as all that, Kegek.

I'm always about a good laugh, if possible. Adds some much needed perspective, I think.

 

[Jon1701]

STARTREK11 said:
It has just occurred to me to info starved Trek fans are speculating too much and therefore to increase factual content of the actors that a uav could be hired/rented to spy on the set from 10000 feet.The photos then enhanced to reveal the plot.

My source has revealed that Captain Kirk will
share a bed after being wounded from a exploding com panel.

He will be nearly recovering and Rand will view him as a God for saving them all.She will look up to him and be very impressionable.
While talking,they start staring into each others eyes.


staring deeply...no sound no music...total still moment in time....they stare and understand the lonliness..the fragility of life...the seconds of epochs...how transient life is..how they are spectres of material flashing in and out of eternity..their desperation...their need for a lonely human soul drives them unflinchingly forwards....like mono pole magnets...as they fall toward each other they feel passion,,friendship,,urges...



Then suddenly as their loins awaken,KIRK GRABS JANCICE by the shoulders and their lips meeet,touching,caressing,kissing,then one thing will lead to another and then they will have full sexual intercourse.



So this film,to summarize to johnny come lately,will have william shatner,leonard nimoy,non-linear editing,non linear time travel plot,a lot of talking,action,violence,vectoring nozzles,kissing and premarital sex with winged mounds on the Enterprise.

I feel ill.

I'm going to have to lie down for a bit.

 

[Kegek]

cultcross said:

Kegek said:
And I like how STARTREK11's posts are getting incresingly surreal. Remember when they almost seemed reasonable?

no...

Okay. Reasonable in contrast to the OP. His argument about a wordy script being verbose at least had a kind of logic to it. BUt this...

 

[cultcross]

Kegek said:

cultcross said:

Kegek said:
And I like how STARTREK11's posts are getting incresingly surreal. Remember when they almost seemed reasonable?

no...

Okay. Reasonable in contrast to the OP. His argument about a wordy script being verbose at least had a kind of logic to it. BUt this...

lol that's true. And he seemed to be putting up a fight for rotating nacelles - successfully established a running board joke. I'd love to see him defend this one.

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

Starship Polaris said:
That supposed "passage from the script" is barely passable as English and obviously fabricated by someone who doesn't appreciate how extremely limited their capabilities are. Your "spy report" is total bullshit, the equivalent of someone tripping in here trying to impress us with the claim that "the Romulan's have secretly invented the Mega-X Disruption Phazer in this movie, and teh climax is a giant battle scene featuring Romulan, Klingon, Federation and Hydran - thats right, Hydrans r in this movie!"

Try again.

No, please don't.

STARTREK11 is Absolutely Right (TM), and you know it.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

STARTREK11 said:

...their need for a lonely human soul drives them unflinchingly forwards....like mono pole magnets...

Thank you for my morning larf. I don't recall Supershadow ever posting slash, so you've got that on him.

Samuel T. Cogley said:
STARTREK11 is Absolutley Right (TM), and you know it.

Humor him. Lest he hunt us down and kill us all ritualistically. I'll be in the car.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Kirk will not only mouth kiss in the film, he'll actually sleep with a succesion of yeomans over the course of the two hours, in something of a running joke.

Actresses with sci-fi connections are being signed up for these important cameos. So far, Kristin Kreuk, Kristen Bell, Anna Paquin, Michelle Trachtenberg, Natalie Portman (as revealed in monkey pic), Hayden Panettiere (as Janice Rand) and Emma Watson (her scenes will be filmed 5 minutes after she turns 18) have already signed up.

IT WILL BE THE GREATEST MOVIE IN THE WORLD.

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

PKTrekGirl said:
I'm always about a good laugh, if possible. Adds some much needed perspective, I think.

Strongly disagree.

 

[PKTrekGirl]

Samuel T. Cogley said:

PKTrekGirl said:
I'm always about a good laugh, if possible. Adds some much needed perspective, I think.

Strongly disagree.

And I would expect nothing less from such a humorless poster as you.

Good god, man! Grow a sense of humor, 'fer cryin' out loud!

 

[STARTREK11]

cultcross said:
or using monopolar magnetic particles as a sex analogy? cast your vote now

Look.


Monopolar magnets will still attract even if kirk and jancice turned their backs to each other.

It's a very powerful simile for sexual feelings.

Sexual feelings drive all life from ameoba ant to giant dinosaurs to people who are not themselves but imagine to be an image of all that they cannot fathom.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

STARTREK11 said:
staring deeply...no sound no music...total still moment in time....they stare and understand the lonliness..the fragility of life...the seconds of epochs...how transient life is..how they are spectres of material flashing in and out of eternity..their desperation...their need for a lonely human soul drives them unflinchingly forwards....like mono pole magnets...as they fall toward each other they feel passion,,friendship,,urges...



Then suddenly as their loins awaken,KIRK GRABS JANCICE by the shoulders and their lips meeet,touching,caressing,kissing,then one thing will lead to another and then they will have full sexual intercourse.

Kirk: "The warp nacelles ain't the only vectoring nozzle on this ship, babe!"
Rand: "Oh, yes! Awaken my loins, Captain! Oh, god yes! Awaken them with your mighty mono pole magnet!!!"





Err... Sorry...

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

STARTREK11 said:

cultcross said:
or using monopolar magnetic particles as a sex analogy? cast your vote now

Look.


Monopolar magnets will still attract even if kirk and jancice turned their backs to each other.

It's a very powerful simile for sexual feelings.

Actually it's really crummy, tone-deaf writing. And I don't say that very often.

 

[cultcross]

STARTREK11 said:
Monopolar magnets will still attract even if kirk and jancice turned their backs to each other.

right. like normal (i.e. not completely theoretical and geeky) charged particles. if only there was a way you could use a metaphor like 'the atmosphere was charged with sexual passion'. Hey, I thought of a way!

Sexual feelings drive all life from ameoba

You are aware ameoba are asexual, yes? and that they don't have feelings?