Spoil Me On The Plot - (SPOILERS DUH!)

[Brent]

I've been hearing something about time travel? Go ahead, spoil me... post as many as you can find!

 

[T J]

Pffffft! Wait for the freakin' movie you zelot!

 

[ClayHefner]

It's like the Bill & Ted Movie (in parts at least).
Kirk and Spock have been slacking at the Academy.As their last chance to pass the Kobayashi Maru Test, Kirk and Spock have to bring several historical figures from the past and future into their time- Including Abe Lincoln, Old Spock, Jon Archer and the roman ('romulan' was a "typo" to confuse us) Emperor Nero!

Nero gets emo, bites off his ears and tries to escape. Kirk follows him to an ice planet, where they battle it out with staffs.
Spock arrives in time and chokes Nero to Death. The USS Kelvin explodes for no reason.

 

[Kelso]

Damnit! Kirk shouldn't meet Abe Lincoln prior to The Savage Curtain.

This movie is non-canon... which means that it will FAIL!

 

[Eric Cheung]

That wasn't the real Abe Lincoln, so we may be safe. Will have to do some research to check on that. The real question is how many medieval women Kirk and Spock bring back and whether William Sadler will play Death.

 

[Swarles Barkley]

That wasn't the real Abe Lincoln, so we may be safe. Will have to do some research to check on that. The real question is how many medieval women Kirk and Spock bring back and whether William Sadler will play Death.

Kirk and Spock beat Death at a game of Fizzbin...then melvin him? That plot is covered with WIN!

 

[section9]

I figured out where Nero Comes from

...and who he is and why he is. Ties right back into canon, too. Plus, the reason he is after the Big E and her crew specifically now makes perfect sense.

It's so logical, only someone familiar with Trek (like Orci) could sell it to Abrams to make it work.

This is all about revenge. I'll say no more, but I'll let the rest of you figure it out.