Spider-Man: Homecoming--
Like
Doctor Strange before it, this introduction film cannot shake the impression that it only exists as the result of a perfunctory exercise--to catapult for the character to appear in the "event" films to come. That is not an uncommon feeling generated by this third phase of MCU films. Unlike Sam Raimi's still character defining
Spider-Man 1 & 2, the latest reboot of the character is there just to there--serving the unforgettable needs of Marvel/Disney & Sony, but not feeling like a story that had to be produced.
This movie was okay...
Tom is charming, Keaton was good, and the humor was well done.
But it kind of failed in other places. No origin, no Uncle Ben, no Daily Bugle, no photographer job. Not even a mention of Ben, he might as well not exist. This is some kid who just happens to have Spidey's suit and powers.
Clearly, Sony & Marvel wanted to avoid the origin, but that robs Peter Parker of his one great motivation for fighting crime; here. he's just a do-gooder, but there's no moral charge, no great inner character as the reason he's a superhero. There's one line about Peter not wanting to cause any problems for May
"after what she's been through" (paraphrasing) suggesting some traumatic event--smart money says its Ben's murder--but if its ever referred to or used in the form of a flashback, all of its potency--value to the heart of Peter is lost, when
Homecoming sold the idea that he's just a do-gooder desperate to join the Avengers in the way some teenager might want to work for Apple--because its cool, not due to his learning a powerful lesson about the consequences of selfishness and irresponsibility, which sets his crusade in motion.
Another pointless bit was changing his
Civil War reaction to Giant Man from the original
"Holy shit!" It almost seems the line was changed to make this film's Peter seem more innocent, instead of his obviously comfort with cursing.
The female characters were badly done. Either they were reduced to poorly developed love interest (Liz), only there for other characters to make jokes about how hot she was (May), on just there to be an annoying quippy hipster joke dispenser that ended up trolling the audience were her last line (Michelle).
Michelle is the end result of the producers trying to make this Spider-world "relevant" with a long-past-its-shelf-life "non-conformist" / would-be "soft" radical which (ironically enough) is an overused stereotype. Her bad attitude and firing off one inane
"I'm sooo deep, yet its a shield for...." after another was a terrible way to establish this "MJ" attempt to be some political observer with a dark side (you just know that will be one of the sequel's sub-plots).
Also Spidey's main plot was kind of terrible. Trying to impress Tony and his goal of becoming an Avengers was lame. He should be his own hero not someone looking for approval.
Agreed. The film borrows many moments from the comics, but misused them--the most glaring example was Spider-Man pinned under the rubble. Taken from
The Amazing Spider-Man #33 (Feb., 1966) story
"The Final Chapter" --
--where Spider-Man finds the courage, will and duty to free himself in order to retrieve medicine (just out of reach) his Aunt May desperately needs to survive. The drama of this well-remembered issue came from the time (years) and care it took to show just how loving/loyal Peter was to his aunt, while not wanting to fail her as he failed Ben, and needing to live up to his abilities. This kind of drama did not happen overnight, so when this series of pages played out, the drama, the emotion of it all was intense, and (once he frees himself) enormously gratifying. You cannot say that about
Homecoming, as his reason for fighting to escape had nothing to do with guilt, love and his moral duty to those who meant the most to him, or living up to his abilities. Instead, the motivation was Stark's line, which was (ultimately) a watered down kind of
CliffsNotes version of the famous Ben Parker line, with none of its importance for Peter's life in the most personal, defining way.
I hated the tech suit. At least the previous Spider-Men made their own suits instead of depending on a JARVIS wannbe computer voice.
The basic design of the suit was probably the only thing I'm willing to say was superior to previous live-action versions on TV and film. The AI was not much of a bother--as long as he's not relying on that every step of the way going forward.
Being part of the MCU is this movie's greatest strength both also its greatest weakness. The references were nice, but the forced crossovers end up hurting a movie's ability to stand alone. After the 4th Tony Stark appearance, I was wishing the writers were focusing on Peter's high school cast instead.
Their hands were tied; if this Spider-Man was going to be a part (to whatever degree) of the MCU, cameos or direct connections could not be avoided--but key parts of what makes Peter fight crime should not have been avoided just to jump to the full-on, "superhero-ing" phase out of the gates in
Captain America: Civil War.
Maybe you never want to see his origin again, but Peter's origin is a big deal because without it he could have turned into a selfish A Hole that only uses his powers for money.
There were none of those thing, instead we have constant Tony scenes which felt like ads for Avengers Infinity War. That is becoming a problem in general with MCU films.
That was the problem with Marvel films from the beginning, since the template was always about some "event" involving numerous characters like some superhero-ized WWE show.
In any case, there were several positive parts of the film:
- The casting of Tom Holland, who made a good high school age Peter--walking that fine line between confidence (from having Spider-powers) and still being very much a work-in-progress concerning his social status. The Garfield movies were only concerned with Peter being some sort of misfit who would seem more comfortable in the local asylum, while the Maguire version was just as good as the Holland interpretation, but it its only "failing" was not spending much time on this chapter of his life.
- Iron Man silencing those Cap haters about the airport battle--and Cap's ability overall when he poured cold water on Peter's would-be credit by saying, "If he wanted to lay you out, he would have." So, for all of his raw strength, Spider-Man is not a match for Captain America.
- The racial diversity of Peter's school and neighborhood was a realistic touch to shape the world he lives in--far different than some TV superhero series, where you more likely to see diversity by way of tokenism, than an effort to show a truly multiracial/cultural society.
- Tomei's Aunt May was a bit ditzy from time to time, but she's a more in tune with Peter as a teenager than previous versions, which were more about being the kindly finger-shaker than trying to relate to the nephew as a person. BTW, so May's supposed to be Italian--or was that the shop owner just assuming?
- Tyne Daly's Anne Marie Hoag seems to be (as other observed) set up to (possibly) become the MCU's version Amanda Waller. There's just the ring of that in her performance, as if there's an undercurrent of something not quite right.
- Michael Keaton's Vulture requires more work, because his "Me--a workin' guy was screwed over, sos I want ta pay youse back" schtick was cartoony stereotyping of blue-collar individuals & culture. There should have been other reasons why anyone would use alien tech for their own benefit (pick one of a million). In any case, he was certainly believable as the villain...unlike his horrifying turn as the most miscast Batman in cinema history.
Spider-Man: Homecoming--what is the takeaway? It was not breaking new ground or setting a new standard of quality for superhero films. Its jjust there, but it should have been more, not the "Its just a set up for the sequel, when it really gets going" excuse used by some of the extreme MCU fans. Tom Holland deserved a better debut film.
Grade: C.
The worst thing about the entire production is the involvement of that racist POS Amy Pascal. I guess the entertainment business' famous liberalism puts on blinders when necessary.