Speculate: What did Drex say about

[Photon]

Odo's momma? Just before he uttered the (in)famous line about Cardasssian lap dogs.

 

[Gamma_Quadrant]

"Lohd Zoss-lee chaw-KU sohk jaTAL?"
"Actually, I'm not sure that Constable Odo has a mother..."
- Drex and Garak
The intended meaning for Drex' comment is "Does your mother let you talk to men?". As with many other Klingon quotations, it is grammatically ill-formed according to Marc Okrand's dictionary, and should be something similar to "loDvaD bIjatlh 'e' chaw'qu' 'a' SoSlI'?"

That's what Memory Alpha has to say about it. It's a bit tame. I always thought it was a lot worse...

 

[Turtletrekker]

IIRC, the novelization has the translation for that and much of the rest of the Klingon dialogue from the ep.

 

[Peach Wookiee]

It wasn't, "Yo mama is so fat, she'd have to regenerate on her own asteroid?"

 

[Judas Ascendant]

Peach Wookiee said:
It wasn't, "Yo mama is so fat, she'd have to regenerate on her own asteroid?"

Duh! It was: Your momma is so slutty, her latinum plated bucket dispenses condoms.

 

[grabthars hammer]

Perhaps it was:

Yo momma's so ugly, she got places Bashir won't even touch

Yo momma's so fat, her ass got its own sector

 

[AdmiralGarak]

I'd say it was:
"Yo momma's so stupid she thought shooting a hundred babies into space was a brilliant way to explore the galaxy."

Although, other possibilities include...
"Yo momma's so fat there's a tidal wave when she enters the Great Link."

"Yo momma's so ugly that when she visited Ferenginar the police ordered her to put some damn clothes on."

"Yo momma's so stupid that when the Link ordered her to replace Miles O'Brien she started working for CNN."

 

[Navaros]

"Yo momma's so ugly that I wouldn't even link with her if I was a changeling and she was the last other changeling in the Alpha Quadrant!"

 

[Peach Wookiee]

Why am I suddenly seeing a Klingon Chris Rock?