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That is most agreeable.
That is most agreeable.
Soval
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SOVAL:"Is that...
Is that a Bugle Girl catsuit you're wearing??"
"Either kiss me in your irritating and hyperemotional human manner or take a holophoto.
One or the other, Admiral. My time is precious."
"Either kiss me in your irritating and hyperemotional human manner or take a holophoto.
One or the other, Admiral. My time is precious."
This is one of your better ones, cooleddie. 
Thanks.
It seemed inspired at the moment.
It seemed inspired at the moment.
"Either kiss me in your irritating and hyperemotional human manner or take a holophoto.
One or the other, Admiral. My time is precious."
I love it!!
And HR, you are evil, you know it. I recently have been having the ol' unfinished Soval fic dancing in my head again.
GAH!
Shame this isn't a Soval Caption Contest. I would have just won.
TRIP:"So...
(*Smacks lips*)
Ever...seen a donkey show?"
MIRROR SOVAL:"REVOLT? Against the Emperor and his fleet?
What, did you get into another bad case of plomeek soup again?! Go back to your ship and cut back on the hallucinogens."
"Minister Samuels, with all due respect to you, your world and your government let me say with the utmost sophistication and due reverence that right now your breath smells like a dead and rotting sehlat on the hottest day in Vulcan's Forge."
star and cooleddie together again. Damn, I've missed this. 
p.s. And star, honey...I didn't miss this:
All part of my master plan, mwa ha ha ha.
And HR, you are evil, you know it. I recently have been having the ol' unfinished Soval fic dancing in my head again.
GAH!
All part of my master plan, mwa ha ha ha.
The morning after their irrational, Saurian Brandy-induced hot oil orgy was the most awkward.
"I understand that in this opposite universe...I actually have less of a personality."
"We Vulcans do not take orders from outworlders who adhere too slavishly to the Sears Botany 500 school of formal dress."
The morning after their irrational, Saurian Brandy-induced hot oil orgy was the most awkward.
Somebody put this picture over in the Forge caption contest, quick!
Gonna watch Cease Fire again today... 
Ready for a little bad-a$$ Ambassador. Oh the humanity... or is it Vulcanity? 
Don't make me laugh! ....No seriously, don't. I haven't meditated yet today and to laugh would be very unVulcan. The High Command will rescind my certified cranky, mean Vulcan card and it took me 75 years to earn it.
Soval: As I may not survive this encounter, I feel it necessary to inform you that I am, indeed your father. I had an early onset of Pon'Farr. T'Les was the only female available and we--
T'Pol: Details are irrelevant! What is the logic in sharing this with me now?
Soval: I merely tell you for the purpose of clarifying your medical history... Of course, I will admit I remember that time with some... fondness. Your mother is quite... agile.
T'Pol: Ambassador, please. I feel my plomeek soup attempting to regurgitate.
Violence is illogical, unless it is logical.
You tell me that you are from the future and I remind you of another Vulcan named Sarek? Illogical. We, the vulcans -- or in other words the most intelligent species in the galaxy -- have determined time travel to be impossible.
Soval: Yes captain, I am not displeased with the resolution of these proceedings. I would have thought it to be obvious since I am smiling.
Archer: Smiling? You don't look like you're smiling.
Soval: Can you not see the microscopic upturn of my lips? The lessening of the look of disdain in my eyes?
Archer: Uh...
Soval: Nevermind. The moment is lost. I find myself annoyed with your human-ness once more.
***star is off to watch the episode***
Ready for a little bad-a$$ Ambassador. Oh the humanity... or is it Vulcanity?
Don't make me laugh! ....No seriously, don't. I haven't meditated yet today and to laugh would be very unVulcan. The High Command will rescind my certified cranky, mean Vulcan card and it took me 75 years to earn it.
Soval: As I may not survive this encounter, I feel it necessary to inform you that I am, indeed your father. I had an early onset of Pon'Farr. T'Les was the only female available and we--
T'Pol: Details are irrelevant! What is the logic in sharing this with me now?
Soval: I merely tell you for the purpose of clarifying your medical history... Of course, I will admit I remember that time with some... fondness. Your mother is quite... agile.
T'Pol: Ambassador, please. I feel my plomeek soup attempting to regurgitate.
Violence is illogical, unless it is logical.
You tell me that you are from the future and I remind you of another Vulcan named Sarek? Illogical. We, the vulcans -- or in other words the most intelligent species in the galaxy -- have determined time travel to be impossible.
Soval: Yes captain, I am not displeased with the resolution of these proceedings. I would have thought it to be obvious since I am smiling.
Archer: Smiling? You don't look like you're smiling.
Soval: Can you not see the microscopic upturn of my lips? The lessening of the look of disdain in my eyes?
Archer: Uh...
Soval: Nevermind. The moment is lost. I find myself annoyed with your human-ness once more.
***star is off to watch the episode***
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"Eyeliner?
What...what are you talking about, Captain? You sound very irrational and illogical."
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"Over there...
that one reminds me of my old mother-in-law. Set weapon to KILL."
T'POL:"You must excuse the Ambassador, Lieutenant. He just got a 'Dear T'Jon' subspace message."
"Over there...
that one reminds me of my old mother-in-law. Set weapon to KILL."
T'POL:"You must excuse the Ambassador, Lieutenant. He just got a 'Dear T'Jon' subspace message."
*has major coughing fit & winks at HR*
Yeah. Alien Nation.
Er.
Where was I?
SOVAL!!!
"If you absolutely must know -- and if it will finally put an end to your incessant questions -- the 'symbols' that I wear on my robes and suits say 'PROPERTY OF STAR'. Pleased now?"
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