Songs the SHAT should do

[ITL]

Ah, well. I had a good run. It's all downhill from here....*sniff*

 

[Sector 7]

Ah, well. I had a good run. It's all downhill from here....*sniff*

Aww.. you can have ur point back. You know I can't resist that sad-puppy-dog face!

 

[ITL]

*note to self: turn of the webbycam, fool!*

 

[CaptainStoner]

Everyone in this thread gets 47 cosmic brownie points!

Love the Beastie Boy suggestions.

Big Balls, AC/DC - this should be a music video with the Shat and lots of babes

Sounds of Silence, Simon & Garfunkel

 

[ITL]

Big Balls, AC/DC - this should be a music video with the Shat and lots of babes

"I've got....thebiggest.....balls of....them all...."

And he has. You know it, beetches!

 

[WHF]

Sabotage by the Beastie Boys

So While You Sit Back and Wonder Why
I Got This Fucking Thorn In My Side
Oh My, It's A Miraaj
I'm Tellin' Y'all It's Sabotaaj

Actually, I had just thought of that one and was going to post it.

Of course, he has to pronounce it Sabotadge.

Yeah, I spelled Sabotage as Sabotaaj to try and indicate how he pronounces it and he has to pronounce Mirage the same way in order to rhyme.

Another good song might be Loser by Beck. There are some crazy lyrics in that song that I think Shatner could make work:

with the re-run shows and the cocaine nose job
the daytime crap of the folk singers slop
he hung himself with a guitar string
a slab of turkey neck and it's hangin' from a pigeon wing
I can't write if ya' can't relate
trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate

 

[egonbeeblebrox]

"The Real Me" by The Who