Plecostomus
Commodore
(to the tune of One Night In Bangkok)
[THE Federation Dude]
Qo'nos, Klingon capital planet
And the Klingons don't know that the world is getting
The creme de la creme of the chess world in a
Show with everything but Yul Brynner
Time flies -- doesn't seem a minute
Since the Tirolean spa had the chess boys in it
All change -- don't you know that when you
Play at this level there's no ordinary venue
It's Vulcan -- or the Neutral Zone -- or Bajor -- or --
or this place!
[COMPANY]
One night on Qo'nos and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
And if you're lucky then the god's a she
I can feel an angel sliding up to me
[THE Federation Dude]
One town's very like another
When your head's down over your pieces, brother
[COMPANY]
It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity
To be looking at the board, not looking at the city
[THE Federation Dude]
Whaddya mean? Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking planet --
[COMPANY]
Bloodwine, girls, warm, strong
Some are set up in the Somerset Maugham suite
[THE Federation Dude]
Get lost!! You're talking to a tourist
Whose every move's among the purest
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine
[COMPANY]
One night on Qo'nos makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night on Qo'nos and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me
[THE Federation Dude]
The capital is gonna be the witness
To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness
This grips me more than would a
Muddy old river or singing warriors
And thank God I'm only watching the game -- controlling it --
I don't see you guys rating
The kind of mate I'm contemplating
I'd let you watch, I would invite you
But the queens we use would not excite you
So you better go back to your bars, your temples, your high-consul chambers --
[COMPANY]
One night on Qo'nos and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
A little blood, a little history
I can feel an angel sliding up to me
One night on Qo'nos makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night Qo'nos and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me
[THE Federation Dude]
Qo'nos, Klingon capital planet
And the Klingons don't know that the world is getting
The creme de la creme of the chess world in a
Show with everything but Yul Brynner
Time flies -- doesn't seem a minute
Since the Tirolean spa had the chess boys in it
All change -- don't you know that when you
Play at this level there's no ordinary venue
It's Vulcan -- or the Neutral Zone -- or Bajor -- or --
or this place!
[COMPANY]
One night on Qo'nos and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
And if you're lucky then the god's a she
I can feel an angel sliding up to me
[THE Federation Dude]
One town's very like another
When your head's down over your pieces, brother
[COMPANY]
It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity
To be looking at the board, not looking at the city
[THE Federation Dude]
Whaddya mean? Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking planet --
[COMPANY]
Bloodwine, girls, warm, strong
Some are set up in the Somerset Maugham suite
[THE Federation Dude]
Get lost!! You're talking to a tourist
Whose every move's among the purest
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine
[COMPANY]
One night on Qo'nos makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night on Qo'nos and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me
[THE Federation Dude]
The capital is gonna be the witness
To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness
This grips me more than would a
Muddy old river or singing warriors
And thank God I'm only watching the game -- controlling it --
I don't see you guys rating
The kind of mate I'm contemplating
I'd let you watch, I would invite you
But the queens we use would not excite you
So you better go back to your bars, your temples, your high-consul chambers --
[COMPANY]
One night on Qo'nos and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
A little blood, a little history
I can feel an angel sliding up to me
One night on Qo'nos makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night Qo'nos and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me
