Song lyrics that if taken lieraly would be cool or bad

[Nowhere Man]

Smoke on the water,fire in the sky. That would be bad. I'm assuming water that has chemical polutant and the atmosphere bieng burned up some how.

Yeah, and it would probably mean Galactus is on his way too.

 

[Nowhere Man]

"If your gonna play in Texas, you gotta have fiddle in the band." Does that mean it's the law and you will be arrested if you don't ?

Spoon man. Spoon that walks amongst us would be cool. Also, "all my friends are skeletons." That sucks, he should get some new friends.

 

[Theodore Jay Miller]

It would make Ralph Hinkley (Greatest American Hero) more powerful:

Just like the light of a new day
It hit me from out of the blue
Breaking me out of the spell I was in
Making all of my wishes come true​

 

[Omnius]

"It's the end of the world as we know it,"



"and I feel fine"

Ah, then it is okay I suppose...

 

[Nowhere Man]

"The soul of a woman was created below." Oh wait, that is actually true.

 

[Candlelight]

Your Butt Is Mine
Gonna Take You Right
Just Show Your Face
In Broad Daylight
I'm Telling You
On How I Feel
Gonna Hurt Your Mind
Don't Shoot To Kill
Come On, Come On,
Lay It On Me All Right...

I'm Giving You
On Count Of Three
To Show Your Stuff
Or Let It Be . . .
I'm Telling You
Just Watch Your Mouth
I Know Your Game
What You're About

Well They Say The Sky's
The Limit
And To Me That's Really True
But My Friend You Have
Seen Nothing
Just Wait 'Til I Get Through . . .

Because I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
Come On
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
You Know It
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
Come On, You Know
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now
Just To Tell You Once Again,
Who's Bad . . .

Yeah, we know Michael... we know...

 

[Kirby]

I love this song, but taken literally, a simple walk in these woods is pretty fucked up:

There is unrest in the forest,
There is trouble with the trees,
For the maples want more sunlight
And the oaks ignore their please.

The trouble with the maples,
(And they're quite convinced they're right)
They say the oaks are just too lofty
And they grab up all the light.
But the oaks can't help their feelings
If they like the way they're made.
And they wonder why the maples
Can't be happy in their shade.

There is trouble in the forest,
And the creatures all have fled,
As the maples scream "Oppression!"
And the oaks just shake their heads

So the maples formed a union
And demanded equal rights.
"The oaks are just too greedy;
We will make them give us light."
Now there's no more oak oppression,
For they passed a noble law,
And the trees are all kept equal
By hatchet, axe, and saw.

 

[Stephen!]

http://www.lyricsmania.com/shine_lyrics_take_that.html

You only have to open your eyes
You might just get a big surprise
And it may feel good and you might want to smile, smile, smile.

 

[Davros]

Smoke on the water,fire in the sky. That would be bad. I'm assuming water that has chemical polutant and the atmosphere bieng burned up some how.

That song is about an actual event.

But here is the Country Death Song by the Violent Fems
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lwj5_SNWYc8

 

[Candlelight]

Smack my bitch up.

 

[M'Sharak]

Smoke on the water,fire in the sky. That would be bad. I'm assuming water that has chemical polutant and the atmosphere bieng burned up some how.

That song is about an actual event.

Yup, and the "Smoke on the water, fire in the sky" chorus is a literal description of what it was like watching from across the lake as the casino went up in flames.

But here is the Country Death Song by the Violent Fem[me]s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lwj5_SNWYc8

Best country death song ever.

 

[Pingfah]

Take another little piece of my heart now baby.

Papa was a rolling stone

Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me .

I left my heart in San Francisco

 

[Kirby]

Oh here she comes
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
Oh here she comes
She's a maneater

 

[Nowhere Man]

"On a warm summers evening, on a train bound for knowhere." That would suck, riding a train endlessly.

 

[Candlelight]

"We built this city on rock and roll"

If that were the case I'd be getting structural engineers in ASAP!

 

[Deranged Nasat]

"We built this city on rock and roll"

If that were the case I'd be getting structural engineers in ASAP!

I can understand building on rock - firm foundation, that. Building on roll is less safe, methinks. And you'd have to hire a lot of bakers if you plan on making an entire city on it.

 

[scotpens]

Papa was a rolling stone

I'd say it’s a distinct possibility that Mick and/or Keith could have sired a few kids they don’t know about.

Everytime you go away
You take a piece of me with you . . .


On the roof's the only place I know
Where you just have to wish to make it so . . .

What have you got up there, a friggin’ holodeck?


He says, Son can you play me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a younger man's clothes.

Really? And did he wear your clothes? Good thing you were both the same size!

 

[Lookingglassman]

I will be the flame...

 

[Kirby]

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain.

Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.

 

[Candlelight]

I'd catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah)
Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah)
I'd jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah)
You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah)
Oh, oh, I would go through all of this pain,
Take a bullet straight through my brain!
Yes, I would die for ya, baby,
But you won't do the same.

Ok, the lyrics are pretty much meant to be as stated, the undying love for someone, but... MAN IT WOULD HURT!