Someone just sent me a picture of their breasts

[sidious618]

So I had to make a phone call and it told me I had a new text message. So I opened up the message and BOOM there was a picture of someone's breasts. The person wanted to know if I missed them.

The number was unfamiliar to me and I considered replying but I was worried that it would be someone underage and I would get myself into all sorts of trouble.

Anyone else had something like this happen to them?

 

[NickInABox]

I got invited to Paul's bachelor party. It was my first text ever. Hahaha. I was 14.
And I don't know anyone named Paul.

 

[An Officer]

What more do you want?

 

[SGx]

You're complaining?!

I frequently text the wrong person, usually if I'm talking about them. For example, I once sent a text about my ex-boyfriend... to my ex-boyfriend. Oops.

 

[sidious618]

You're complaining?!

No, it was hilarious!

 

[Jono]

I had a guy ask me out on a date from the other side of this country thinking I was a woman he met called Tracy...it was funny and also really sad. The guy was obviously a bit desparate as he not only gave me his number, but his home address, home phone and the address and number of his parents as well.

 

[sidious618]

Nothing says love like giving out your parents' number.

 

[Mr. B]

Re: miss me?

Sorry, wrong number

 

[Holdfast]

So I had to make a phone call and it told me I had a new text message. So I opened up the message and BOOM there was a picture of someone's breasts. The person wanted to know if I missed them.

The funniest mistaken call I ever got was a very drunken girl calling me in the middle of the night asking me to come round.

 

[sidious618]

The funniest mistaken call I ever got was a very drunken girl calling me in the middle of the night asking me to come round.

Did you go?

 

[RevdKathy]

There's a lovely story circulating of how the new Bishop of Truro sent a slightly iffy joke text to the new Chair of the Cornwall District (= Methodist Bishop) only it went to some poor woman in Coventry. She texted back 'Who is this' and refused to believe that it was the Bishop of Truro.

 

[John Picard]

A co-worker has been the recipient of a few pics by some young female "sexting" him. After the third picture (they were sent in quick succession), he texted back, asking if she realized he was not the intended recipient. Her response was, "Oh well, hope you enjoy them!"

 

[SmoothieX]

Text messages are moronic to start with and sending pictures of your fun parts is even wose. The only hands they can get into are the WRONG ones!

I get calls sometimes from people speaking Spanish or Mexican or Portuguese. My town has a large Brazilian contingency.

 

[Holdfast]

The funniest mistaken call I ever got was a very drunken girl calling me in the middle of the night asking me to come round.

Did you go?

To be honest, I was too annoyed/drowsy from being woken up in the middle of night to even think of that! In retrospect, though, it was pretty funny.

Next time it happens, I'll think quickly enough to demand she send me a photo message before daring to go round!

There's a lovely story circulating of how the new Bishop of Truro sent a slightly iffy joke text to the new Chair of the Cornwall District (= Methodist Bishop) only it went to some poor woman in Coventry. She texted back 'Who is this' and refused to believe that it was the Bishop of Truro.

The only thing needed to perfect this Bishop story is if the woman in question was an actress.

 

[Sheep]

You've omitted some important information here: Were they NICE breasts?

 

[sidious618]

You've omitted some important information here: Were they NICE breasts?

It's funny. They should've been because they seemed to have all the right features but they weren't all that nice, though. Weird, right? Maybe it was just the lighting.

 

[Holdfast]

You've omitted some important information here: Were they NICE breasts?

It's funny. They should've been because they seemed to have all the right features but they weren't all that nice, though. Weird, right? Maybe it was just the lighting.

You should have texted back critiquing the artistic composition of the shot.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Anyone else had something like this happen to them?

I'm only obliged to say it was only in a professional capacity. (Note: it wasn't *that* profession.)

 

[sidious618]

You should have texted back critiquing the artistic composition of the shot.

Not a bad idea.

 

[Holdfast]

You should have texted back critiquing the artistic composition of the shot.

Not a bad idea.

To complete her report card, give her a grade for content and a grade for effort.