If that offends them they should grow up. EDITED TO ADD: According to this site EMTs and ambulance drivers/attendants are different occupations at least in Australia.
That's cool. I had a similar place in the swamp behind my mother's house when I was a kid. Be careful! They're dethpicable!
Well when I was in kindergarten I accidentally stained my pants with ink. It was a pretty big dark blue stain on my light-blue/white striped pants, so I quickly devised a solution to the problem by cutting out said stain with a scissor. My mom wasn't too happy about it, so I advised my mom that she could make a pocket out of it. Oh and the time I bought illegal fireworks from a classmate in highschool... I had outfitted a plastic model airplane with small rockets, but my dad found out and I was grounded for a week, and I didn't get to test it!
I guess that would be the time my Dad was driving on a narrow mountain road, I was about 10, the road was icy and we slid off the edge of the road right down a cliff! We were all ok fortunately but good thing we were wearing seatbelts! Mr Awe
Personally I would have just asked for the key to the padlock, but hey, if there's not much work on then let them have their fun.