I can just see them in the office rubbing their hands together drooling over all of the money they're going to get out of me with all of the fillings, veneers, gum-pulls and whatever else they could see me needing after a decade-and-a-half of not seeing a dentist and then they're like, "Dammit! All he needed was a basic cleaning!"


- yeah, I'm really gonna get that under control. Somehow I've managed to maintain really good dental care on my own. I lost a filling a few years back and I had them fill it. Otherwise I avoid the dentist at all costs.
Ouch.