Snuggie move over...

[Capn Flukie]

THIS is now the stupidest direct-market product I've ever seen

I like it, it's better than that Pedoegg thing, where they dump about a pound of foot-scrapings around.

 

[StolenThunder]

On a more serious note, if they made this in non-teddy bear form, I'd consider it and put it around my shoulder/neck area since I'm not very tall and it would definitely help.

I'm sure they do. Sleeves for seatbelts have been around for years, it's the boob-hugging that's revolutionary.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Seat belts are life savers, but they do dig/cut unless you're a pretty standard shape. I used a small cushion until someone bought me a teddy bear strap cover. I used it for so long, it had to be retired. Where can I get a new one?

Dial 1-800-813-6691 and order yours for just 14.95 plus shipping and handling!

 

[USS Triumphant]

They SERIOUSLY couldn't come up with a better name than THAT?!

Someone did, and you missed it:

I would have probably named it the "Motorboat"

 

[Alidar Jarok]

On a more serious note, if they made this in non-teddy bear form, I'd consider it and put it around my shoulder/neck area since I'm not very tall and it would definitely help.

I'm sure they do. Sleeves for seatbelts have been around for years, it's the boob-hugging that's revolutionary.

Oh, well I'm not the right target for that.

 

[AdAstra]

The Tiddy Bear's got nothing on the Shake Weight!

6 minutes a day? I can handle that!.

 

[Dr. Horrible]

I'm pretty sure something similar has been on Dragons Den.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

People mock, but imagine the skill required to seem so unreasonably happy about a titty bear or an ass wiper without once laughing about it? That's professionalism folks. That's acting.

I wonder if they sell Pedobears for your feet.

 

[melancholymecha]

The Tiddy Bear's got nothing on the Shake Weight!

6 minutes a day? I can handle that!.