Smallville: Pilot - Discussion and Spoilers

[Procutus]

Ah, so Superman is a stalker pervert. Nice.

I hope the movie doesn't portray Superman like that

Yeah, this kid seems like kind of a douche. I don't see him becoming Superman for another, oh, ten years or so.

 

[Samurai8472]

I hope this guy's acting improves. He seemed expressionless and cardboard like

 

[Trekker4747]

Well, Bo is going to need to buy a new wood-chipper now.

 

[Procutus]

This Clark doesn't seem too bright. I'm not sure telling him the truth is the right thing to do.

 

[Trekker4747]

"It's in the storm cellar, and we've never had a severe storm around here during your entire childhood and you're not allowed down here -even though you live here- so you've never seen it."

 

[Procutus]

Well, Bo is going to need to buy a new wood-chipper now.

Maybe the other Duke brother will show up with it.

 

[Trekker4747]

You'd think T-Mobile would've pulled these "bashing AT&T commercials" by now.

 

[Procutus]

I hope this guy's acting improves. He seemed expressionless and cardboard like

Agreed. I mean, can you imagine him trying to carry this show for more than a single season?

 

[Trekker4747]

Him? What about this Lana chick? Seems as bland as a sheet of paper.

 

[Procutus]

"Sorry. I didn't mean to scare you, but I'm a douchy perv who probably will pine for you for the next eight years or so."

 

[Procutus]

Him? What about this Lana chick? Seems as bland as a sheet of paper.

Yeah, where's that hot little blond? I want to see more of her!

 

[Trekker4747]

So she's vacuous and regularly goes to her parents' graves and talks to them as if they were in the same room as her.

Yep. This is the Lana Lang I know and love!

 

[Samurai8472]

"Smallville Final episodes"

It's canceled already?!

 

[Procutus]

Well, actually, he IS upset about Lex, but I don't think he's going to confide that in her.

 

[Procutus]

"Smallville Final episodes"

It's canceled already?!

Told you it wouldn't last!

 

[Trekker4747]

They drive to Metropolis? Isn't Metropolis supposed to be DC's New York City?! That'd be one hell of a drive!

 

[Procutus]

So she's vacuous and regularly goes to her parents' graves and talks to them as if they were in the same room as her.

Yep. This is the Lana Lang I know and love!

Perhaps she had a concussion off-screen.

 

[Trekker4747]

These two have no chemistry together and their conversations are sort-of bland and have no energy. I hope they don't do too many of them.

 

[Procutus]

They drive to Metropolis? Isn't Metropolis supposed to be DC's New York City?! That'd be one hell of a drive!

I'll bet that this is some kind of alternate universe. Perhaps that explains the presence of the perky little blond.

 

[Trekker4747]

I like this Rosenbaum guy.