That was strange.
I have a dead cat.
You should get rid of it.
He's always with me (not literally, of course). Kinda hard to let go of someone who spent 21 years with you.
Yeah pets will do that. Sorry about being callous, I wasn't trying to be mean.
No, the person you should be worried about is Zod, you fucking idiot!
"Talk about a recipee for disaster. Did you see what Rachel Ray does to clean her lettuce?!"
No prob, I've always used humor to try to get me through the rough stages of my life.
Considering she's almost 60 years old Anette O'Toole has a dead pussy too.
She just needs a good O'Toole.
Oh, Perry White and your glib, wry, comments.
Blast this iPhone! Fucking AT&T!
This episode could use Squiggy.
Considering she's almost 60 years old Anette O'Toole has a dead pussy too.
She just needs a good O'Toole.
Maybe Teschmacher can loan the good senator her vibrator.
That's just Michael McKean's acting. If they ever do a movie with Glenn Beck in it, Glenn should be played by McKean.
Maybe when Perry took the phone, the caller should have said "Hellooo!"
Martha said earlier that it was tough to leave Clark. That line should have went...
"It was tough to leave Clark. He's still a fucking moron."
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Tess as the RQ? They all must be smokin' somethin' 
Tess is pretty, but dumb...I mean pretty dumb.
Tess is pretty, but dumb...I mean pretty dumb.