Simon Cowell is more famous than God

[Colin Xavier]

...so say British kids.

A poll of under-10 British children reveals that the kids think that American Idol/X Factor host Simon Cowell is more famous than God, the guy who created the universe. The poll was taken in one town, Luton; Cowell also beat out Queen Elizabeth.

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This should do wonders for his er.... under-inflated ego.

 

[SalvorHardin]

Who is this God guy ?

And as for Cowell, I've heard of him and I'm sure I've seen him but i can't remember what he looks like right now

This poll is sad ...

 

[DRMidnite]

Simon Cowell is a boil on the back-side of the universe.

 

[extent]

More kids would easily recognise cowell over any prime minister or queen, so id say to them he is easily far more famous.. the queen only appears on tv once a yr! Judging by the ratings the x factor gets year after year for churning out the same wannabe pop stars, im pretty sure most kids believe simon cowell IS God!! ! supposedly leona lewis is the only current winner to top america, and will be singing for the new president on jan 20th! .. so even Obama watches the show and believes in the magic that is Simon Cowell! Lol things can only get better

 

[stoneroses]

Simon Cowell is a boil on the back-side of the universe.

True.

Kids see him more on TV than they see programms about God.
So that is why.

 

[wamdue]

to be fair there is alot less talk of God in England than there is in the US.

Still when God puts in an appearance on at least one TV show every week, he can become as famous as Simon, same goes for the Queen

 

[Niorah]

Somehow this doesn't surprise me at all.

The man is everywhere!

 

[Timofnine]

The only problem is, half the kids probably put Simon Cowell as most famous as a piss take. Glad that the survey results are being taken seriously!

 

[Hermiod]

Somehow this doesn't surprise me at all.

The man is everywhere!

You're just upset because you queued up at the Emirates Stadium for hours and then he and Cheryl Cole said no.

 

[Niorah]

^ Were it true, that wouldn't surprise me either.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Somehow this doesn't surprise me at all.

The man is everywhere!

God couldn't be everywhere, that's why He made Simon Cowell.

 

[stoneroses]

Somehow this doesn't surprise me at all.

The man is everywhere!

God couldn't be everywhere, that's why He made Simon Cowell.

Yes, God made Satan

 

[Cutter John]

"A new poll just release confirms the long-held notion that most children under 10 are idiots."

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Somehow this doesn't surprise me at all.

The man is everywhere!

God couldn't be everywhere, that's why He made Simon Cowell.

Yes, God made Satan

If memory serves me correct, Satan was cast out of heaven by God.

Yes, Simon Cowell made Steve Brookstein.

 

[ChickenPug!]

A sign that the end is near.