Should Zoe Saldana Wear a Fatsuit in ST: XII?

[Herkimer Jitty]

Is it too much to ask Zoe Saldana to wear a fatsuit in ST: XII?

Now, we all know Zoe is way too skinny. I saw it on the internet, so it must be true.

Now, the question is: what to do about it?

It's simple. Put her in a fatsuit. The most recent Big Momma movie has demonstrated the effectiveness of a realistic fatsuit, so Abrams and Co. need to do the same thing for Saldana, so she looks a bit less skinny.

 

[BillJ]

I prefer my women with more curves. YMMV.

 

[1bulma1]

no she just needs to eat

 

[Kelso]

Looking at attractive people makes me feel bad about myself.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Will ALL of her be fatter..?

 

[Spirit]

Does it matter? There should be more pressing Q&A in regards to ST: XII than “Will Uhura be fat?”

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Well, with Spock's depressingly calm and quiet cadence, this is the only issue I care much about anymore.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

no she just needs to eat

You have no idea how much she eats. None at all.

She looks just fine. She looks healthy. Your repeatedly-stated, insulting opinion is about as content-free as they come.

 

[Cpt. Porthos]

no fat suit... we want her hot

 

[UFO]

Jamie Oliver is going to wonder why he ever bothered taking his anti obesity message to America at this rate!

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Zoe was drinking plenty of alcohol in that bar which is nice and fattening so there is no need to worry about her at all.

 

[ST-One]

I prefer my women with more curves. YMMV.

That's usually code for "The slim girls wouldn't look at me if my hair caught on fire"... leftovers and all that...

 

[Quinton O'Connor]

I prefer my women with more curves. YMMV.

That's usually code for "The slim girls wouldn't look at me if my hair caught on fire"... leftovers and all that...

I definitely hear a lot of people stating they prefer curvy women who would turn some heads, themselves.

 

[Admiral_Young]

I guess we've learned nothing from the Treat Women With Respect thread. Sigh...

 

[JarodRussell]

I found her more attractive in Neytiri form, and that's pretty creepy already. But then again, the character Neytiri was more attractive than nuUhura, too. nuUhura was pretty ugly inside.

 

[Admiral Shran]

^ Agreed. Outside she looks amazingly good, inside she certainly doesn't.

 

[The Wormhole]

The title of this thread should have been "Is it too Much to ask Zoe Saldana to Wear a Fat Suit in Trek XII?"

Isn't "Is it too Much to ask...?" the new title trend around here?

For that matter, is it too much to ask Abrams and his Cohorts to leave leading zeroes out of Trek XII?

 

[Quinton O'Connor]

I guess we've learned nothing from the Treat Women With Respect thread. Sigh...

For my money, I didn't say anything remotely disrespectful. I hold equality in all forms to the utmost standard.

 

[Gepard]

nuUhura was pretty ugly inside.

That describes most of the characters in Trek XI, actually.

 

[Admiral_Young]

A fatsuit isn't a necessary suggestion. They would just ask Zoe to bulk up a bit if they found her to be too skinny.