Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by Jayson, Mar 18, 2008.
He should chop off his middle finger; Then he can give it to all the nitpicking fans.
I so pity Simon Pegg. You just know some freak is out there now contemplating how to take his finger as a prize. Probably someone on this very board.
I duno, those lazy animators not inking in his legs.
Scotty would be phasing in and out of the space-time canon!
FORGET THE FINGER! DEMAND TORSO LOSS! THE CANON MUST BE PRESERVED! PEGG SHOULD HAVE BOTH LEGS CHOPPED OFF ANAKIN SKYWALKER STYLE. ANYTHING LESS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED BY THE FANBOIS.
Fortunately for Pegg, TAS isn't canon.
I got to hand it to yas, this is the best thread I've read in a long time. And after the tiring day I just had, I needed these laughs.
*L* I was waiting for that
My sarcastic response!!!
You beat me to it, Cogley!
This thread is offensive and in the worst possible taste. What will we make fun of next? Grace Lee Whitney's sexual assault and alcoholism?
James Doohan lost his finger fighting the Nazis. I would hope a little more respect could be shown for his sacrifice.
Mods, please lock this thread.
Chill, grasshopper. This is what you call a "joke thread", and I don't see how we're making fun of Doohan? Mind detailing what's offensive and in poor taste? Besides, after having mods look at this (and post in it!) for 4 days, I don't think it'll close because you order it closed.
Worst possible taste? Hmm you haven't been by the Caption Contest threads yet have you?
Or anywhere near TNZ.
if they must do it, Pope Ratzinger must do it, the same way he shot Doohan's finger off
Agreed. We're making fun of the well-known obsessiveness that Trek fans tend to have over "canon;" there's absolutely no ridicule against Doohan implied or intended in anything I've seen here.
Doohan's involvement is peripheral and random at best. It could just as easily be over any other obscure physical characteristic of TOS -- Pine must wear a toupee, the Enterprise bulkheads must be made of plywood, Yelchin must wear a big bushy wig, etc.
Are you implying otherwise? I boycott!
Do you want to start that thread, or should I?
^ Jesus . . .
Just . . . Jesus. You people are really twisted.
What passes for humor around here is just one jump above booger jokes.
Actually I know some good booger jokes ...
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