Shirtless Kirk

[Adm_Hawthorne]

Shirtless Kirk Cologne

Oh, good lord...

Sometimes the only thing standing between you and a successful mission is a thin piece of cloth. And whether in battle or love, you know the shirt is simply...optional. Some say it's the Uniform - made to command respect, strength and honor; but it's your flesh and blood barely contained within that svelte Officer's Attire that make you exactly who and what you are. And you know it. Shirtless Kirk. Save the Day...Save the Night. 100ml Eau de Toilette Vaporisateur Spray. Order yours today!

Funny yet disturbing all at the same time.

Who here is going to buy it?
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[Shatnertage]

The green hands gripping his back puts it over the top.

 

[Rek]

Thats awesome. Now what would a womens reaction be if I told her I was wearing "Kirks Shirtless Cologne?"

 

[Adm_Hawthorne]

I would think something along the lines of...

 

[scotpens]

. . .Now what would a womens reaction be if I told her I was wearing "Kirks Shirtless Cologne?"

How about, "Show me your Captain's Log"?

Oh, and it's Shirtless Kirk Cologne. And it was bound to happen. Unfortunately.

The green hands gripping his back puts it over the top.

Again with the green women!

Where do people get the idea that Kirk had a thing for green women? From the single TOS episode "Whom Gods Destroy"? Hell, the green girl was putting the moves on Kirk! And that was only because she wanted to kill him. Because she was batshit crazy.

 

[Adm_Hawthorne]

It was a sexy green woman in a bikini. Your argument is invalid.

 

[Rek]

How about, "Show me your Captain's Log"?

I like this answer the best.

 

[T.D. Possum]

Did y'all notice? At the bottom, it says "Set Phasers to Stunning"!

(Not planning a purchase.)

 

[Rek]

Did y'all notice? At the bottom, it says "Set Phasers to Stunning"!

(Not planning a purchase.)

Oh man, I didn't notice that till now. Thats the cherry on the cake.

 

[maneth]

Better Shirtless Kirk than Shitless Kirk...

 

[T'Girl]

I'd like to think (in my own head) that Shatner recently modeled for the nude back photograph.

I'll buy one box of cologne, just to add to my Star trek collection. Who knows? Might actual smell good.

 

[scotpens]

^ Just about every men's fragrance I know smells vile to me. But then, I don't know what appeals to women. Or gay guys, for that matter.

Hmmm . . . maybe I'll start a "Perfume, Cologne and After-Shave" thread in the Miscellaneous forum.

 

[T'Girl]

I'll start a "Perfume, Cologne and After-Shave" thread in the Miscellaneous forum.

Don't forget Musk, which smells rank and tastes wort.

(maybe by the time you"re at the tongue on skin phase, the scent has done it's work)