She's gonna wear a what?

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

So far one person has mentioned the issue of hair and...ahem...sex. Am I to presume no one else has received (or been informed of) a wayward hair during sex?

This does not speak well for...well, Bill Shatner had words on the subject years ago, of which I'm sure we're all quite aware.

Some bit of his toupee fell out during intimacy?!

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

So far one person has mentioned the issue of hair and...ahem...sex. Am I to presume no one else has received (or been informed of) a wayward hair during sex?

This does not speak well for...well, Bill Shatner had words on the subject years ago, of which I'm sure we're all quite aware.

Some bit of his toupee fell out during intimacy?!

I think they got swapped in the excitement. He'd been wearing a merkin on his head for years and was annoyed that no one bothered to tell him.

 

[RJDiogenes]

There has been the odd program (and I mean odd) shown on late-night British TV about shaved women buying merkins as fashion accessories.

Merkin Manor?

 

[Velocity]

Strangest thread ever....

 

[TheSeeker]

^Perhaps you missed the thread polling on ideal wang size.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

So far one person has mentioned the issue of hair and...ahem...sex. Am I to presume no one else has received (or been informed of) a wayward hair during sex?

This does not speak well for...well, Bill Shatner had words on the subject years ago, of which I'm sure we're all quite aware.

Some bit of his toupee fell out during intimacy?!

I think they got swapped in the excitement. He'd been wearing a merkin on his head for years and was annoyed that no one bothered to tell him.

 

[trekkist]

Far it be for me to raise the issue of anal bleaching (of which I once heard a girl -- apparently unmindful of any but the missionary position -- remark, "But who's going to see that?").

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Yes, far be it.

I always assumed that was a porn star thing.

 

[STR]

: puts The Bank Job in his Netflix queue :

It's a pretty good heist movie. That specific scene will always be memorable to me because I first saw the movie on DVD with an ex and her grandmother. Yeah... that wasn't awkward at all.

Speaking of British crime dramas, I should go buy Layer Cake.

And the exact moment no one would care.

Depends on what exactly you were hoping to do. FedEx doesn't deliver to the middle of the jungle, and neither will a lot of people.

 

[RoJoHen]

Far it be for me to raise the issue of anal bleaching (of which I once heard a girl -- apparently unmindful of any but the missionary position -- remark, "But who's going to see that?").

Ugh, a male coworker of mine likes to do that...and then tell me about it. He also likes to tell me about the cream he uses to numb his asshole whenever he's about to have anal sex.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Far it be for me to raise the issue of anal bleaching (of which I once heard a girl -- apparently unmindful of any but the missionary position -- remark, "But who's going to see that?").

Ugh, a male coworker of mine likes to do that...and then tell me about it. He also likes to tell me about the cream he uses to numb his asshole whenever he's about to have anal sex.

TMI! What is wrong with this person??

 

[RoJoHen]

He was built without a filter. I know worse things about him, believe me.