MeanJoePhaser
Admiral
I've already pitched a prequel "Sharktopus Rex".
It just writes itself.
It just writes itself.
'Sharktopus' greenlit by Syfy - directed by Roger Corman
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I have nothing to add to this discussion. I just want to say I posted in a thread titled "Sharktopus."
Hahahaha...
Sharktopus... its fun to say.
Sharktopus... its fun to say.
MeanJoePhaser
Admiral
Daniel Craig is JAMES BOND 007 in "SHARKTOPUSSY"
Bond: "So why did your father nickname you 'Sharktopussy'?"
*She undoes her robe and flashes Bond*
Bond: "I'm...shaken, not stirred..."
*Bond throws up in his mouth*
Bond: "So why did your father nickname you 'Sharktopussy'?"
*She undoes her robe and flashes Bond*
Bond: "I'm...shaken, not stirred..."
*Bond throws up in his mouth*
He runs this shit!
Its the real brains behind the Internetz! Hi Al Gore!
Kongzilla, you say?
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs49/f/2009/211/6/f/KONGZILLA____seriously_____by_TYRIN7.jpg
And who can forget the Holiday Novelty classic 'I Want A Crocopotamus For Christmas'.
My cousins got the SW Death Star Playset back in 78, and we were all excited to see what the Compactor Monster (Dianoga) looked like.
http://www.12back.com/playsets/deathstar-dianoga.jpg
Though the picture doesn't show it--yes, it had a shark's head.
I read a news story about old mice having their blood replaced by the blood of young mice. The old geezer mice seemed to be rejuvenated greatly by the infusion.
Just because Al Gore invented the internet, it doesn't mean he perfected it.
Plus, porn pretty much "made" the internet what it is today.
Or a crocogator, which really isn't all that impressive, even if one knows the differences between a croc & a gator.
Pirahnanaconda is genius!
It swims! It slithers! And spins webs! 
^ And catches thieves just like flies?
Look out! Here comes the Spider- ... fish ... snake ... whatever.
Speaking of The Asylum.... who's up for Titanic 2? Since that's the name of the ship in the "movie," they can get away with that title. I wonder how many stupid people who will see that on the rental shelves and think it's the actual sequel to Titanic.
That was my reaction. He's been directing movies since some time during the Mesozoic.
THANK YOU for being the first to mention the immortal Mansquito... it was the very first thing I thought of when I saw this thead... "Man, that's something, but it sure isn't Mansquito!"
And now, there's a trailer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK2bBfuepKk&feature=popular
I know taking this thing seriously is crazy, but it did bother me seeing so many female victims in just this trailer alone. It's a longstanding horror trope-screaming women chased by monsters...but it's really starting to bug me how... fun we're expected to have at the sight that constantly happening.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK2bBfuepKk&feature=popular
I know taking this thing seriously is crazy, but it did bother me seeing so many female victims in just this trailer alone. It's a longstanding horror trope-screaming women chased by monsters...but it's really starting to bug me how... fun we're expected to have at the sight that constantly happening.
