Sex Robots!

[Yevetha]

This will only be more usefull for women in 2050, charming old men can get hot chicks.

 

[CaptMurdock]

Excerpted from the"Ask The Love Engine" article from Wired 8.01 (basically a futuristic advice column):

Dear Love Engine:

For several years I have been in the process of kit-building a robotic technosexual partner named Stacy. I used Helen of Troy's recovered DNA as a structural foundation but adjusted the height and facial features to match a cheerleader named Stacy Reubens from my high school (Timothy Leary Prep, Class of 2065). Her command center is powered by a 5-petaflop Intel 1080 quark-charming processor in conjunction with ... [blah blah technobabble]

Anyhow, the other day I powered Stacy up for the first time, but there's a glitch in the works that causes her to laugh uncontrollably every time she sees me naked. Do you think the problem is in the hardware or the software? - Stumped

Stumped: Probably both, but you're blaming the wrong system.

 

[RoJoHen]

I can't wait until they start using them in Sex Ed classes.

Gives a whole new meaning to term "oral report."

 

[Captain Ice]

^That's why we miss you in the BR.

Amen

 

[1001001]

^That's why we miss you in the BR.

Amen

Thanks guys.





Forget my paper route. I'm going to spend the day making out with my Marilyn Monrobot.