Discussion in 'General Trek Discussion' started by Shat Happens, Aug 5, 2013.
While on the Shore Leave planet. What happens if you need a hotel room?
That's probably as far as I'd go, as well. At least there wouldn't be the risk of unwanted pregnancy or spending the rest of your life soaking in vats of penicillin. Or both.
Risk of unwanted pregnacy by a human starfleet officer? Outside of an alien rape should approaching zero.
You'll hear a "tinkling" sound, turn around and a lovely cottage will be standing where none had been just a few seconds ago. Complete with a fireplace next to the bed.
(chicks love fires)
I chose Orion. I like my space babes to be green!
Problem there is the Zero strafing the cottage everytime you think if a Zero is about to strafe the cottage. Srsly, how *not* to think about it knowing it happened once?
If the holodeck is broken, I'd just wait for someone to fix the holodeck. I'd wait as long as it took. I don't want to catch any weird space STDs or end up pregnant with an alien baby. Not sure I'd be brave enough to take chances with the locals on unknown planets.
While on the "Shore Leave' planet. Couldn't you just think "Attention Master Control system. Please don't implement my thoughts unless I instruct you to."...."Please implement a fantasy suite with Dr Noel and Yeoman Barrows. Both dressed as Orion slave women. And a continous supply of champagne. Thank you."
Bajor. All those hot monks in brown robes..
Don't forget the planet in "Wolf in the Fold."
Argelius. It was mentioned on page 1.
Granted, it's a bit on the foggy side . . ..
^har har har
Well, the way my life has been going lately...I know for a fact it ain't Earth!
The thing about Star Trek is everybody looks good. Imagine if you designated a sex suburb in your city and then imagine who would be walking around the sex suburb. Probably wouldn't be as enticing as Risa..
I'd have to go with either Risa or Delta iV. At least there the men get in on the action.
Something tells me that Delta IV isn't a tourist destination. IIRC, if an offworlder even tries to have sex with a Deltan, could be disastrous. Besides, Deltans probably don't much care for tourists anyway. Ilia may have been friendly when she said this but she did call humans a "sexually immature species"...that doesn't sound like anyone the Deltans would want hanging around (no pun intended).
Risa has got to have, what, a billion visitors a year? I'd just hazard a guess that every Risan gets a checkup for that reason alone.
Risan Customs Agents probably enforce a "no fat people allowed" rule there. If they really wanted to express a message of diversity or acceptance they'd have a girl like Rosanne Barr being led off by some Risan stud.
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