Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
not a suitable weapon for offensive military
operations. Unlike fruit cake, which was just
perfect because of its toxicity and hardness.
This is why future Christmas is dangerous.
Many innocent people are killed
every year by fruitcakes, largely due to
misunderstandings over the galaxy's most controversial food:
Vegemite! One of the most disliked and
feared of spreads, vegemite was only known
to a select few -- those who had
survived it, and those who did not
eat bananas. Why bananas? No one knows.
"So replicate the away teams some fruitcakes
and make sure they're loaded with some
vegemite. That will stop those...who are
we talking about again? Oh, yes...the
aliens on the planet we invaded for
their women and natural resources! Wait...that's
their only natural resource? Well, that should
suffice. We don't need a whole lot
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