Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
Or who have been inside a Turkish
cheese factory watching the official cheese makers
make Turkish delight. It was so weird
- Turkish towels, Turkish taffy, Turkish turkey sandwiches -
Turkish turkey produced by Young Turks. It
was all very... Turkish. And yet, somehow,
the Cypriots objected rather strenuously, causing their
appointed leader to dispatch a message to
Starfleet's Department of Whiny Diplomats. The Department
replied quite unpredictably by sending their response
encased in a live photon torpedo which
had the power of speech as well
the power of 'splosions. As it approached,
the torpedo screamed something in Klingonese and
began to sing showtunes from
early 21st century Broadway productions.
The last thing the Cypriots heard was
the theme song to "The
King and Richard Simmons," a classic which
contained rap, aerobics, John Stockton shorts and
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