Seven Words in TNG

[MeanJoePhaser]

that whitened all of engineering, including LaForge

 

[judge alba]

who was having a tantrum as his

 

[Cuhl]

malfunctioning VISOR was causing him to see

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

visions of sugar plums, and also some

 

[Delta Belle]

Orion women in hot pursuit of Picard

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

. "Even imaginary women don't want me!" he

 

[Cuhl]

whined. The sugar plums laughed.

 

[CaptainStoner]

causing a warp core bleach

(As OP I give you 7 bonus words in your next post for this one - actually 7 of 9, since you were 2 short on this hilarious pun )

"Mom! Geordi's white!" shrieked Wesley, wetting himself.

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

"Even whiter than my ass?" asked Beverly

 

[Cuhl]

"Hmm... no, not really," Picard said judiciously.

"No, not quite that white," agreed Worf.

[Thanks for the extra words!]

 

[CaptainStoner]

An awkward Picard/Worf moment then ensued.

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

They stared at each other, each wondering

 

[CaptainStoner]

about certain handprints they had seen recently.

 

[Cuhl]

Now what: War? Or bros before hos?

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

"Since you are my captain, it is

 

[judge alba]

the honourable thing for me to investigate

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

Tasha Yar's lack of character development."
Picard

 

[Laren]

didn't like this since he had planned

 

[TigerOfDarkness]

to do his doctoral thesis on the

 

[Laren]

exact same subject. He already had begun