Yeah, I'm not going to lie. I don't get most of that big paragraph. Anyway, I didn't want to start an argument. I only care about King James in that he's going to be a character on Doctor Who played by an actor I like. The Picts are boring shit and I'd prefer to never hear or read the name ever again. That is really all I have to say on those subjects.
I'm picturing your face as you depicted your hatred for the Picts in those picturesque terms.
It looks like you just drank aspic(t).