"You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"
Send a message to your descendants... 50,000 years in the future
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"Get off my lawn!"
On second thought I think I should submit the lyrics to Journey's "Don't Stop Believing."
Also, can a scientific project be a troll? Because really man, this is just ridiculous.
Also, can a scientific project be a troll? Because really man, this is just ridiculous.
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"If you have time travel, go back in time and destroy Jersey Shore. Except if I send this message and you in fact have time travel, and accede to my request, then the message itself will not be written because it will no longer be necessary. But then if I do not write the message, Jersey Shore will continue to exist, which will lead to me writing the message. But then that means..."
(look up 10 hours later, realize I've run out of characters)
(look up 10 hours later, realize I've run out of characters)
Maybe this has been tried before. Any day now we'll be receiving the messages sent to us from 50,000 years ago. 
"Greetings, good sirs and madams. This is Ugg. Old Man Frurgg partook of the fermented fruit and was soon directed by the spirits to initiate this intriguing project. We used Draarg's cave wall for writing because he hasn't been home since the Night of Sacrificial Blood. Do you still observe the Night of Sacrificial Blood? I trust religion is alive and well in your time. Being the voice of your ancestors, you should take heed lest we manifest to bring you bad fortune.
I wonder also as to the future progress of our technological revolution. Have you finally perfected the flint arrowhead? I'll bet the mammoths and cave bears are quite tame in your time! And was Grarg's Theorem on the practical properties of clay ever proven? We were quite excited about that. For all we know, you build your very caves out of clay! I'm going to assume that the ridiculous fad of agriculture never took off. As for social progress, I hope by your time the combined clans have had at least one Neanderthal chief.
As a final note, did you figure out the sky-boat under Stonehenge? What were all those flashing lights for?
Yours lovingly, Ugg".
"Greetings, good sirs and madams. This is Ugg. Old Man Frurgg partook of the fermented fruit and was soon directed by the spirits to initiate this intriguing project. We used Draarg's cave wall for writing because he hasn't been home since the Night of Sacrificial Blood. Do you still observe the Night of Sacrificial Blood? I trust religion is alive and well in your time. Being the voice of your ancestors, you should take heed lest we manifest to bring you bad fortune.
I wonder also as to the future progress of our technological revolution. Have you finally perfected the flint arrowhead? I'll bet the mammoths and cave bears are quite tame in your time! And was Grarg's Theorem on the practical properties of clay ever proven? We were quite excited about that. For all we know, you build your very caves out of clay! I'm going to assume that the ridiculous fad of agriculture never took off. As for social progress, I hope by your time the combined clans have had at least one Neanderthal chief.
As a final note, did you figure out the sky-boat under Stonehenge? What were all those flashing lights for?
Yours lovingly, Ugg".
But it would HAVE to be played with the diner scene from The Sopranos. You know.....for the tension!
30,000 years or it's free!
"Help! Help! The ponies are everywhere! They're on trees, they're in the sky, they're in our computers!! The next step is they'll jump out of cartoon land into the real world and they'll instill world domination!!! Pleeeaaase send a time travel mission to save us! TO SAVE US ALL! ALL I TELL YA!!! TO SAVE THE FUTURE!!!!!!TO SAVE MANKIND!!! TO SAVE YOURSELVES!!!!!"
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Hello my descendants, at the very moment i am typing this message, i am also intravenously injecting myself with a deadly cocktail of diseases and bacteria, these Diseria, as i have named them, are genetically altered to become part of my DNA, where they will sit dormant for 50,000 years, then they will become active again and start to go about their deadly intent of slowly killing you all.......So you have 24 hours to travel back in time and seek me out for the antidote which only i have, because in 50.000 years time you have long since wiped out all diseases on earth, and for thousands of years have had no need for medicine or Doctors, oh you will pay for your arrogance my decendents........So travel back and seek me out and and bring back this list of things, and only then i will give you the cure.
Full set of all Star Trek TV shows on Blu ray.
The 3RD Stargate movie.
1 Personal cold fusion plant kitchen model.
All the Beatles albums on Mind chip.
1 actual working phaser hand held gun.(With chrome finish)
The secret ingredient to barrs Irn bru.
I await your arr.............."Oh your here, wow i did not think this would work.....amazing, OMG is that real phas.............................
Full set of all Star Trek TV shows on Blu ray.
The 3RD Stargate movie.
1 Personal cold fusion plant kitchen model.
All the Beatles albums on Mind chip.
1 actual working phaser hand held gun.(With chrome finish)
The secret ingredient to barrs Irn bru.
I await your arr.............."Oh your here, wow i did not think this would work.....amazing, OMG is that real phas.............................
I hope the mighty Emperor still resides on the Golden Throne. Hopefully you will have defeated the cursed Legions of Chaos as well as the Orks. I hope the Tyranids aren't causing too much trouble. Or those Eldar bastards. Or the Tau...
Unless, of course, the Necrons got you all...
Unless, of course, the Necrons got you all...
"But, really, that's a lie. Most people really did have an idea. It's just that some chose not to pay attention to it."
Nowhere Man
Commodore
If you ever get a chance to see the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode entitled " The Inner Light", this is kinda of what we have done here, but not as cool.
Anyway, here are a few words from some very wise men.
"Be excellent to each other, and party on dude."
Anyway, here are a few words from some very wise men.
"Be excellent to each other, and party on dude."
I need to get laid and produce off spring first, and all the women I know just wont F*ck me.
you true Trekkie's get more action than me.
you true Trekkie's get more action than me.
"Rosebud."
Soylent green was people.
