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Sell me on Kes.

Joe Arpaio is the sheriff in my county, and is the self-proclaimed "America's Toughest Sheriff". Outside of his own mind, he's just a national laughing stock like every other politician in this state.
 
If I believe my Classic Warner Brothers cartoons... Shipping crates full of boxing kangaroos are epidemically falling off thousands off trains running across the continental USA every day.
 
Let me guess, he is tough on bullshit.

Yeah. To give you some examples, a few years ago he took actor Steven Seagal, an assault vehicle, and a camera crew with him to check out houses suspected of containing a bunch of people who had entered the country without going through official immigration checkpoints.

About a year or so ago, he was getting a lot of publicity for conducting an "official investigation" by his county sheriff's department as to whether Barack Obama was born in the United States.

Joe likes to get his name in the news. A lot.
 
Can you imagine the disputes over jurisdiction between the US Fish and Wildlife Service, and the National Parks Service deteriorating who gets to stop the episode love affairs between man and leaping beast as their orgies criss cross lines National park boundaries...
 
I haven't seen any stories about a guy trying to make it with a cactus around here yet, but it wouldn't surprise me if it's happened.
 
And lo, a decree was sent forth from Herod Anchovy, announcing that all baby cucumbers should be served with salt and vinegar. And the Epicures agreed it would be done.
 
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