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Seasonal Flavored Products I Don't Like Must be Stopped

End the Pumpkin Spice Era


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Re: Pumpkin Spice Products Must be Stopped

^ Yes. The time is "now", and the place is "everywhere"! :D
 
Re: Pumpkin Spice Products Must be Stopped

Well, here's one for you:


A long time ago my sister stayed with her grandmother. She helped her make the bed and grandma told her, "I put fresh sheets all over the bed."

Only when she said "sheets", it came out a totally different way.....
:guffaw::guffaw::guffaw:
 
Re: Pumpkin Spice Products Must be Stopped

The evil of pimpkin spice has spread to Little Debbie. Today while browsing for new Halloween flavors, there was one new snack cake flavor: pumpkin spice.

:scream:
 
Re: Pumpkin Spice Products Must be Stopped

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Re: Pumpkin Spice Products Must be Stopped

The evil of pimpkin spice has spread to Little Debbie. Today while browsing for new Halloween flavors, there was one new snack cake flavor: pumpkin spice.

:scream:

It gets worse. Pumpkin Spice Blue Moon. Yes, pumpkin spice Belgian white beer.
 
Re: Pumpkin Spice Products Must be Stopped

Why does food need to be logical? Is it logical to put peanut butter inside chocolate?
Yes. :vulcan:

Hey, tharpdevenport, if it bothers you that much... consider moving to friendly Canada!

Why Canada misses out on the pumpkin spice craze


Short answer: because we *always* miss out on special food products? :lol: (Seriously... that Pumpkin Spice Oreo image caused me to look up the US Oreo product page... Berry Oreos? Lemon Oreos? PEANUT BUTTER OREOS?? The hell, America?! :scream::lol:)

To be fair, though, Timmie's does trot out pumpkin spice lattes every fall, IIRC.
Look on the bright side. We have that inedible Kinder Surprise stuff that's apparently banned in the U.S. :p

Now I'm imagining a little Fremen boy named Linus, waiting all night in the melange bed, hoping for the Great Pumpkin Worm to come and leave him toys, because he's just the most sincere little Fremen kid who ever lived -

*worm slithers up, opens its maw*

GULP!

- okay, the most sincere little Fremen kid who used to live on all of Arrakis!
 
Re: Pumpkin Spice Products Must be Stopped

To be fair, no one's going to look good with an ugly long ruffled shit falling down.

I didn't look good when that happened to me today in the middle of an Ollie's Bargain Outlet when I had digestive failure after eating a week old steak sub. :scream:

Man, it sucks being a shit pantsed old guy.
 
Re: Pumpkin Spice Products Must be Stopped

Personally, I can't work up an inclination to care much about pumpkin spice products one way or the other, so I don't buy any and don't feel the least bit like I'm missing out on anything.

Pumpkin spice feels like it's the newest fad that restaurants and stores are latching onto; recently it's been bacon, over the last two years it's been pretzel buns, before that everything had to be flavored with "chipotle," and so on.
 
Re: Pumpkin Spice Products Must be Stopped

Look on the bright side. We have that inedible Kinder Surprise stuff that's apparently banned in the U.S. :p

True. It's always funny hearing stories about people having their chocolate surprise eggs taken away at the border!

Now I'm imagining a little Fremen boy named Linus, waiting all night in the melange bed, hoping for the Great Pumpkin Worm to come and leave him toys, because he's just the most sincere little Fremen kid who ever lived -

*worm slithers up, opens its maw*

GULP!

- okay, the most sincere little Fremen kid who used to live on all of Arrakis!
:lol:
 
Re: Pumpkin Spice Products Must be Stopped

Last night I saw pumpkin spice cupcakes at Wal-Mart.

It's friggin' everywhere, but when Hostess makes sea salt carmel cakes, no -- those have to be limited and not only disappear but when the sale deadlien ended, they yanked the unsold product off the shelves! Yet friggin' pumpkin spice. I'm either going to balfe all over the place or put fresh sheets all over the bed.
 
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