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Sandra Bullock trapped in Sandra Bullock movie

Great thread title. :lol:

Here's The Superficial's take on it, who really are the only media organization left with any integrity:

Link (slightly NSFW, due to scantily clad, heavily tattooed woman)
 
Honestly, it was Jessie James. I don't think we should be surprised if he did cheat on her.
 
You think she'd know how marrying a bad boy chopper-builder biker dude would turn out, especially one with a porn star ex-wife.
 
You know between Elin, Jessica Simpson, and now Sandra Bullock I am beginning to think an average geek like us may actually have a shot at a hot, famous, rich chick.
 
It's great that Bullock packed up and left just about as soon as this came out. Hopefully she's got a good pre-nup and will just dump this guy without looking back.
 
Here's Jesse James previous wife, the porn star who was also the nurse in Blink-182's "What's My Age Again?"

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Oh, his past wife thing keeps getting more interesting (weirder).

From the Janine Lindemulder wiki

In 1999, Lindemulder announced she was leaving the adult film industry to pursue a career as a kindergarten teacher. She also stated her reason for leaving was to focus more on raising her child.

I never had a kindergarten teacher like that! :eek:

In August 2008, Lindemulder pled guilty to federal charges of willful failure to pay federal income taxes. She had failed to pay over $200,000 in back taxes. She had made a down payment on a $647,000 house and bought two new vehicles, despite being aware of her tax debt. She faced up to one year in prison, and a $100,000 fine.

In December 2008, Lindemulder was sentenced to six months in federal prison. The sentencing judge ordered that she live in a residential community corrections center for up to six months after her release from prison, and, one year of supervised release after that. She was also ordered to pay the estimated $294,000 owed to the U.S. government.

She was incarcerated at the Federal Correctional Institution at Victorville, near Adelanto, California, and was released on July 13, 2009. She was planning to blog from prison by writing letters to her webmaster and complete her GED.

She also planned to write books about her lesbian sex with other inmates.

During Lindemulder's incarceration, Jesse James was awarded custody of their daughter. Upon Lindemulder's release, James and Lindemulder engaged in a custody battle over their daughter. James had accused Lindemulder and her new husband, a convicted felon, of being unfit parents.

So his second ex-wife is a porn star who did time in Federal prison and who wants to write a book about her lesbian sex with inmates, and who married another felon, but still looks insanely hot.

"Sandra, did I mention my ex-wife was, um, sorta crazy?"

Anyway, here's a December 9th, 2009 ABC News story on the custody battle, with Sandra mentioning Janine's drug use.

"I myself have stopped working like I used to in order to be here with Jesse and the kids because we are on constant high alert," Bullock wrote, "never knowing what condition Janine will be in, and even more concerning, the condition [the girl] will be in."

Lindemulder, 40, has admitted to substance abuse in the past but told "GMA" there have been long stretches of time when she hasn't used any drugs.

"Sandy doesn't know what goes on in my house," she said. "I'd love for her to. Please come over, you know, I'll make dinner, you know, let's sit down, [as] two women."

It sounds like such a disaster. This custody battle story came out after she made "The Blind Side", so Jesse had already been having an affair with the tattooed lady from the circus, with Sandra apparently oblivious to it.

Of course, Lindemulder's offer to sit down with Sandra as "two women", given her prison lesbian sex thing, might make pay-per-view.
 
I wish this story would have broke a week ago. Then it could have been mentioned in Wednesday's South Park.
 
It's great that Bullock packed up and left just about as soon as this came out. Hopefully she's got a good pre-nup and will just dump this guy without looking back.


QFT.

Just when I start to think I'm the only woman who has problems with dating losers...:rolleyes:

I love Bullock and she deserves way more than this crap. Hopefully she can put this behind her.
 
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