Ruin the Remake

[RobertScorpio]

From the director who brought you PULP FICTION and KILL BILL....a movie that will change the way you see the world...forever!!!

RICHARD SIMMONS; the motion picture...

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[The Borgified Corpse]

I have this bizarre version of The Wizard of Oz in my head with Obama as Dorothy, Biden as Toto, Palin as the Wicked Witch...hm...superimpose Cheney's head on the flying monkeys? Hillary Clinton as Glinda?

Clearly I need sleep.

Similar to an idea I have for a version of Jesus Christ Superstar with Barack Obama as Jesus, Joe Biden as Judas, Howard Dean as Simon the Zealot, Rush Limbaugh & Sean Hannity & Glenn Beck as the Pharisees, and Oprah Winfrey as Mary Magdalene.

 

[Kegg]

Christian Bale is Vader in The Darth Knight. He speaks in a deep growly voice for the whole damn movie.

 

[Aragorn]

Coming this fall to The CW from the creators of Smallville... The West Wing.

Starring Joe Jonas as Sam Seaborn

Corbin Bleu as Charlie Young

Kristin Cavallari as C.J. Cregg

Miley Cyrus as Donna Moss

Adam Lambert as Josh Lyman

Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino as Leo McGarry

And Chris Klein as President Jed Bartlet

 

[RobertScorpio]

Coming this fall to The CW from the creators of Smallville... The West Wing.

Starring Joe Jonas as Sam Seaborn

Corbin Bleu as Charlie Young

Kristin Cavallari as C.J. Cregg

Miley Cyrus as Donna Moss

Adam Lambert as Josh Lyman

Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino as Leo McGarry

And Chris Klein as President Jed Bartlet

this is, how do they say it (?)..dope?

Rob

 

[Gaith]

^^ I think that that just ruined my day!

 

[Mike Farley]

Coming this fall to The CW from the creators of Smallville... The West Wing.

Starring Joe Jonas as Sam Seaborn

Corbin Bleu as Charlie Young

Kristin Cavallari as C.J. Cregg

Miley Cyrus as Donna Moss

Adam Lambert as Josh Lyman

Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino as Leo McGarry

And Chris Klein as President Jed Bartlet

This will forever haunt my nightmares.

 

[RobertScorpio]

One of the most beloved movies is updated for the 21st century....Paramount Pictures presents; GODFATHER: THE RETURN.

With the Corleone name in tatters, only the great grandson of Don Corleone can rebuild the family to its once great heights. Adam Lambert stars as Mickey Corleone, a bad mother fu--ker with a wicked past and the iron knuckles to prove it!!!

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[Zulu Romeo]

One of the most beloved movies is updated for the 21st century....Paramount Pictures presents; GODFATHER: THE RETURN.

With the Corleone name in tatters, only the great grandson of Don Corleone can rebuild the family to its once great heights. Adam Lambert stars as Mickey Corleone, a bad mother fu--ker with a wicked past and the iron knuckles to prove it!!!

(this movie has not been rated)

With a special appearance from Sofia Coppola.

 

[RobertScorpio]

One of the most beloved movies is updated for the 21st century....Paramount Pictures presents; GODFATHER: THE RETURN.

With the Corleone name in tatters, only the great grandson of Don Corleone can rebuild the family to its once great heights. Adam Lambert stars as Mickey Corleone, a bad mother fu--ker with a wicked past and the iron knuckles to prove it!!!

(this movie has not been rated)

With a special appearance from Sofia Coppola.

Heck..she could direct it!

Rob