Romulans to be badass in Trek XI, and another major spoiler

[Gepard]

Spoiler

So then Shatner is back in!

Spoiler: No,

It's Stewart. Trek XI will be bald, badass and longwinded. But not overweight.

 

[number6]

I think you're onto something.

Spoiler: BADASS

It's even more compelling that the Romulans themselves are bald in XI -- which means they must be badass!

Spoiler: badassness

FACT: Bald = Sisko. FACT: Sisko = Badass. Therefore Bald = Badass. FACT: Trek XI = Bald. Therefore, Trek XI = BADASS.

The math is UNDENIABLE.

Spoiler

So then Shatner is back in!

Spoiler: badassness

FACT: Bald = Sisko. FACT: Sisko = Badass. Therefore Bald = Badass. FACT: Trek XI = Bald. Therefore, Trek XI = BADASS.

The math is UNDENIABLE.

Spoiler

So then Shatner is back in!

Spoiler: No,

It's Stewart. Trek XI will be bald, badass and longwinded. But not overweight.

Spoiler: Being totally on to something

I think you might be onto something.... and that's BADASS!!!!(tm)

 

[Swarles Barkley]

Spoiler: Mirror Zachary Quinto

Mirror Zachary Quinto, who has been surreptitiously undermining the role of Spock in J.J. Abrams' upcoming Star Trek film as "Good" Quinto's nefarious understudy, told SCI FI Wire that if he has his way, the rebooted version will destroy the original television series that spawned the franchise, and rape the collective childhoods of all of SF fandom everywhere.

"It was done with real badassness and real contempt and a real effort to 'honor' the origins of this franchise, while at the same time sort of replacing those namby pamby origins with total badassosity," Mirror Quinto sneered in an interview while stroking his totally badass goatee. "Badass mirror people have been enormously supportive of me subverting this role and of our sabotaging this movie. We're all really excited about its pure badassery."

 

[Tralah]

Spoiler: Heh

Mirror Quinto? Someone SO needs to a photoshop a picture of Quinto with a goatee!

 

[M'Sharak]

Spoiler: Do you mean...

...no one's actually done one yet?

 

[Seraphim]

Frak the lot of you. I'm not clicking on anymore junior high school spoilers! Post something real for a change.

 

[Tralah]

There seriously needs to be a feature where we can tell the thread to reveal ALL spoilers without having to constantly click on the buttons. I missed the older spoiler code which hide things by making you have to highlight over.

 

[Swarles Barkley]

Isn't the title of this thread enough to indicate that whatever "spoilers" are contained within will likely be of little real value?

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

Spoiler: Heh

Mirror Quinto? Someone SO needs to a photoshop a picture of Quinto with a goatee!

It's strange -- I used Quinto's eyes, nose and mouth for this, but it ended up looking vaguely like Eric Bana.

I'll try to make another one when I have more time...maybe with better source photos.
.

 

[Cyrus]

This thread has more freaking spoilers than any other thread I have seen. Here is some new info that was relayed to me today:

Spoiler: TrekXI

The bald badass Romulans go back in time to obtain some Rogaine which is no longer available in the 24th century.

 

[ChristopherPike]

So basically the Romulans are going to bald just to distinguish them from Vulcans? What the hell happened to being inspired by Balance of Terror?

Never knowingly credit your audience with any intelligence... It's either that or all us humans look-a-like!