1. Rocky - The first. The best. A great underdog story. 1976's winner for Best Picture. Don't know if it truly was the best of that year, given the competition (Taxi Driver, Network and All The President's Men were all quite worthy), but its enduring legacy as one of the great sports films of all time keeps us all coming back for more.
2. Rocky Balboa - A more fitting bookend to this story could not have been found. I know, it seems a little outrageous for a man of Rocky's age to be stepping back into the ring, but hey... if George Foreman can win the World Heavyweight Title at 45, why can't Rocky have an exhibition fight at age.... Exactly how old were we to imagine he was at this point? Clearly had to be somewhere in the 50 to 60 range. Anyway, age issues aside, this seemed like the most heartfelt story that Stallone has told with this character since the original.
3. Rocky III - Used to be my favorite back in the day. I love the new dimension in the relationship between Rocky and Apollo most of all. Can it be possible, also, that this movie features some of Hulk Hogan's best acting? Seriously, take a look at his body of work and then tell me that Thunderlips isn't his best film role!
4. Rocky II - Movie #1 done again, only with more soap opera and a different outcome to the climactic bout. Other than the fight, a definite step down from the original, but still one I can watch as repeatedly as I, III and Balboa.
5. Rocky IV - I wanted to rank this one dead last. I hate the montages with the cheesy rock music. I hate the death of Apollo Creed. I hate that stupid robot. I hate the cardboard cutout Russian villains. Seems like 1985 was the year when Stallone was at his most uber-patriotic.... and it shows. I could not, however, rank this in last place. For all of the things I find wrong with this movie, I love the brutal final fight. I can give Rocky IV that much.
6. Rocky V - No. Just no. Shoehorning Rocky back into poverty? Stupid. Tommy Morrison? Great boxer in real life, laughably bad overactor. Sage Stallone as Rocky Jr.? Despite the fact that he's obviously way older than he should be following the events of Rocky IV, I strangely have no problems with Sage's casting. In the midst of the dark cloud of shit this movie casts over our heads, what more could an inexperienced Sage Stallone do to fuck it up? Even the final (street) fight is just boring, aside from Creighton Duke getting punched after proclaiming, "Touch me and I'll sue!" Stallone himself rated this turd a "Zero"! If there's any positive to be drawn from Rocky V, it's that Stallone might never have been motivated to do Rocky Balboa 16 years later, giving the series the conclusion it deserved.