Rename a planet

[Miss Chicken]

After reading this thread by Trekker4747 the cat (i.e. the 'real' Miss Chicken) has decided to set up her own registry and rename objects in the solar system.

As Miss Chicken knows that most Trekkers are a) no-hopers without any regular source of income or b) people who are tighter than a cat's arse when it comes to spending money she has said she will not have to be paid for this service, the only payment you will have to make is to suck up to her

if you

a) give her a pat on the head - you get an asteroid renamed after you (or whatever else you choose to name it)
b) tell her that she is the most beautiful black pussy you have ever seen - - you get a moon
c) Kiss her arse/ass - you get a planet

Get in quickly as each planet/object can only be renamed once.

Here is a list of the asteroids' names. Please give me the asteroid's name and number.

NB - The Earth cannot be renamed. Miss Chicken doesn't want to live on a planet with a silly name.

 

[Plecostomus]

Ok, I hesitate to ask but since I consider myself the center of the universe what do I have to do to get the sun renamed in my honor?

 

[Miss Chicken]

Oh, that is a hard question.

I think you would have to take the cat out to dinner and to the cinema afterwards, and then she might consider letting you rename the Sun.

 

[Plecostomus]

Does the cat in question like sushi? 'cause I know a place down the road.

Other than that there is the Small Bird And Rodent store across town.

 

[Miss Chicken]

The cat doesn't like fish much at all.

Her favourite food is raw kangaroo meat followed by chicken. Maybe a meal at Kentucky Fried will do.

 

[B.J.]

I have no intention of sucking up to anybody, but I took a look at that list. There's actually an asteroid named 3568 ASCII?!?

 

[Plecostomus]

The cat doesn't like fish much at all.

Her favourite food is raw kangaroo meat followed by chicken. Maybe a meal at Kentucky Fried will do.

You are in luck. I just beat down a kangaroo in the lobby about a half hour ago. Now what sort of movie does the cat want to see?

 

[Miss Chicken]

Preferable one with cats in it.

There are plenty of dog movies around "Hotel for Dogs", "Bolt" etc but very few about cats,

 

[Plecostomus]

Alright, ship the cat to me via overnight and we'll make a weekend of it.

 

[Miss Chicken]

No, no, no.

You have to come and pick her up. That is the gentlemanly thing to do.

 

[Plecostomus]

No, no, no.

You have to come and pick her up. That is the gentlemanly thing to do.

I will. At the Fed Ex station.

 

[Miss Chicken]

Miss Chicken doesn't believe that being confine to a box for a week (which is how long it would take her to get from Tasmania to the US) is worth doing for a meal and movie.

 

[Plecostomus]

Miss Chicken doesn't believe that being confine to a box for a week (which is how long it would take her to get from Tasmania to the US) is worth doing for a meal and movie.

Brunch and a double feature?

 

[Miss Chicken]

I think not.

It looks like you will just have to kiss my arse and be happy with a planet. You could pick Jupiter.

Mercury
Venus
Earth
Mars
Plecostomus
Saturn
Uranus
Neptune

It sort of stands out, doesn't it?

 

[Plecostomus]

Well. Hm.

Will it always be bold like that? Can I pay extra to get it bold AND italic?

 

[Trekker4747]

a) give her a pat on the head - you get an asteroid renamed after you (or whatever else you choose to name it)
b) tell her that she is the most beautiful black pussy you have ever seen - - you get a moon
c) Kiss her arse/ass - you get a planet

Neither sounds like an appealing option. Esp. number two.

What if I just give her a foot rub?

 

[archeryguy1701]

How do you cyber-kiss ass? I want to rename Pluto after me because it has the farthest orbit to travel and it takes the longest to do it, exactly like I do with my running.

 

[RJDiogenes]

I wanted Jupiter.

Fine, I'll kiss Miss Chicken's arse for Saturn then. I want it renamed The Kingdom Of RJDiogenes.

 

[Lookingglassman]

Pluto is still a planet IMHO and all the scientist who say different are wrong!

 

[Tobin_Dax]

I have no intention of sucking up to anybody, but I took a look at that list. There's actually an asteroid named 3568 ASCII?!?

That wouldn't surprise me. Asteroids are the only objects that actually can be officially named for someone (or something) by the discoverers. That makes this thread all the more amusing to me. (I have a weird sense of humor.)