Regardless of what you heard

[RandyS]

The way I heard it, Obama flew in under his own power and crushed Osama (Hmmm) with his pinkie.

 

[Maestro]

This just in: Scientists have discovered that water is wet and ice is slippery.

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

And Hillary Clinton is secretly a Transformer.

 

[M'Sharak]

Obama did not descend out of a helicopter and shoot Bin Laden in the face. The United States Military did.

Do tell.

 

[LitmusDragon]

Secret picture of the real operation

 

[Mr Silver]

In honor of this thread

 

[Canadave]

what i heard was Obama, Rambo and Betty White led a crack team of undead ninjas into the compound on swiss-designed Stealth-Unicycles, before Obama decapitated bin laden with an apple pie in a fight to the death on the wing of a giant cyborg eagle.

Come on. Everyone knows the unicycles were German.

 

[Kirkman1987]

Obama did not descend out of a helicopter and shoot Bin Laden in the face. The United States Military did.

To be fair, he did have help.

Oh, Spiderman was crucial, I'm just wondering if Obama got Archie involved.

 

[Maestro]

Can we at least pretend the unicycles were Swiss?

 

[Roger Wilco]

Were they made out of chocolate?

 

[Kirkman1987]

Were they made out of chocolate?

Chocolate timepieces is what I heard.

 

[Roshi]

I demand to see Obama's long-form certificate of non-intervention. Otherwise he did storm the compound by himself!

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Secret picture of the real operation

Is this why the PlayStation network has been down for weeks now?

 

[Nowhere Man]

I heard Obama killed him with his mind, a la Charlie Sheen.

And afterwards he yelled,"Winning!"

 

[JarodRussell]

They should sooo do Hot Shots 3. This time with, I dunno, Samuel L. Jackson or Will Smith as the black President who sorts things out personally.

 

[Starbreaker]

Are you sure? 18 people told me that this morning.

 

[captcalhoun]

i thought it was Captain America. he stormed in there on his own and beat Osama with his shield.

They had Iron Man, Thor, Hawkeye, Black Widow and Agent Coulson on standby, but Cap did it solo after he freefell off the Helicarrier...

 

[Squiggy]

 

[captcalhoun]

, WTF?!

 

[John O.]

Pfffffffffffffffft, I'm pretty sure we'll all find out at the beginning of next season of Burn Notice that Michael supplied the intel, Sam took the shot and Fi ran interference with the Pakistanis