Redshirt Rabbit (with apologies to Jefferson Airplane)
One shirt means you're dead meat
And another means you're bald.
And the phasers that they give you
Don't do any good at all
Try calling Scotty
When the Horta scalds
And if you go chasing Romulans
And you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a toupee-wearing captain
Has given you the short straw
Call Scotty
Before we get mauled
When men at their consoles
Try and tell you where to go
And you've drunk the water on Scalos
And your friends are moving slow
Don't bother calling Scotty
He won't even know
When logic, and emotion
Are warring in Spock's head
And the engineers are talking technobabble
And the captain's off his meds
Remember what the surgeon said,
"Jim, he's dead."
"Jim, he's dead."
One shirt means you're dead meat
And another means you're bald.
And the phasers that they give you
Don't do any good at all
Try calling Scotty
When the Horta scalds
And if you go chasing Romulans
And you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a toupee-wearing captain
Has given you the short straw
Call Scotty
Before we get mauled
When men at their consoles
Try and tell you where to go
And you've drunk the water on Scalos
And your friends are moving slow
Don't bother calling Scotty
He won't even know
When logic, and emotion
Are warring in Spock's head
And the engineers are talking technobabble
And the captain's off his meds
Remember what the surgeon said,
"Jim, he's dead."
"Jim, he's dead."
