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Reasons the world needs the U.S.

But you know, having spent a fair amount of time in Japan, looking around and talking to Japanese co-workers there, it seems to me as if the Japanese's forte is improving things. Not inventing things. You give them a toaster, and they will turn it into toaster that also microwaves your food, plays mp3s, acts as a robopet, and sets up a security perimeter around your house.

But you have to give them the toaster. :lol:

As an engineer at Toyota, I can back this up 100%! I don't think the Japanese have ever invented anything, but you give them an idea and they'll do some amazing things with it.

Glad to learn this is not only my observation, but the observation of others who have some familiarity with the Japanese and their love affair with improving technology (I worked for a cutting edge internet security company at the time I was spending several weeks a year working in Japan).

I think the reality of the situation came to me, of all places, in the ladies room of our Tokyo offices. As you know, the Japanese add all KINDS of bells and whistles to your basic toilet. I mean, jeez...sometimes I think you need a degree in engineering, just to go to the potty in that country. Seat warmers, bit squirters...you name it. But the add-on that finally took the cake for me was a button you press to make a toilet flushing SOUND without actually flushing the toilet. Out of curiosity, I pressed that button (yes, I am one of those who cannot resist pressing buttons I have no business pressing) and when I witnessed the result, I was like "What the FUCK! :wtf: I mean, WHY?" :lol:

I then inquired about this button to some of my Japanese female co-workers, and they told me that in Japan, women are very modest and do not like anyone (not even other women) to hear them making 'bathroom sounds'. So in order to avoid anyone hearing them, they very often flush the toilet to cover up the 'bathroom sounds'. And then flush the toilet again once their business is done. So two flushes per trip to the potty, per woman. And a LOT of water wasted.

The Japanese's solution to this problem, however, was not anything like what the American solution would be. We Americans would probably have a regular cultural revolution around the idea of a woman's right to poop out loud without fear. :lol:

The Japanese, on the other hand, simply re-engineered the toilet (for only about their millionth time, probably) and installed a button on the toilet which generated a flushing SOUND without actually flushing the toilet. And Japanese women press that button to cover up the 'bathroom sounds'...and then flush only when they need to actually flush.

Unbelievable. What a country! :lol:
 
^I read about that Japanese solution to the quite serious problem of extensive water usage sometimes back in the eighties (I think) and thought: "Brilliant!, now when do they start installing fart-machines in our bathrooms?"
 
All the crappy media that everyone seems to enjoy. Also our money. We spend it on everyone and everything under the sun. Most of it is crap, but millions of dollars goes to charities and to the third world.
 
All the crappy media that everyone seems to enjoy. Also our money. We spend it on everyone and everything under the sun. Most of it is crap, but millions of dollars goes to charities and to the third world.
The cry heard around the world: “Yankee go home — after you’ve spent your Yankee dollars here!”
 
The Japanese, on the other hand, simply re-engineered the toilet (for only about their millionth time, probably) and installed a button on the toilet which generated a flushing SOUND without actually flushing the toilet. And Japanese women press that button to cover up the 'bathroom sounds'...and then flush only when they need to actually flush.

Unbelievable. What a country! :lol:
They didn't think it through far enough. They should have made it more flexible, like the ring tone feature on cell phones. Then you could have your choice of sounds, like a speeding locomotive, a thunderstorm, Italian Opera or the Roger Daltry scream.

As for the Japanese reputation for improving things, that's been around for a long time. Back in the 60s and 70s, it was specifically about miniaturization rather than quality, but they gradually became known for taking ideas and running with them.
 
I don't really understand the question. There's no reason the world "needs" the US per se and I would say that it's very American to even ask this (I don't believe any Russian ever thought "you just wait when Russia's gone, then you'll be sorry you were so mean to us"), but obviously it would have consequences in all kinds of ways if the USA suddenly collapsed, especially if it's due to something traumatic like a big war.
 
I then inquired about this button to some of my Japanese female co-workers, and they told me that in Japan, women are very modest and do not like anyone (not even other women) to hear them making 'bathroom sounds'. So in order to avoid anyone hearing them, they very often flush the toilet to cover up the 'bathroom sounds'. And then flush the toilet again once their business is done. So two flushes per trip to the potty, per woman. And a LOT of water wasted.

I encountered such a button in a restaurant at Hong Kong but I had noone to ask at the time. Thank you for answering that for me! What a country indeed!

As for the USA, I think that one thing they have to offerto the rest of the world is some of their Universities. They have some of the top Universities and the funding to do good research. Having the option to attend such a "wealthy" University is good for us scientists.
 
They didn't think it through far enough. They should have made it more flexible, like the ring tone feature on cell phones. Then you could have your choice of sounds, like a speeding locomotive, a thunderstorm, Italian Opera or the Roger Daltry scream.
"Are you going to be in their much longer? I need to go!"
"YYEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
 
^^ I think the locomotive and the Roger Daltry scream would actually be an excellent combination.

(I don't believe any Russian ever thought "you just wait when Russia's gone, then you'll be sorry you were so mean to us")
Yeah, but why would they? :rommie: The Soviet Union collapsed to mostly positive effects, but didn't cause any huge disruptions to global civilization; I suspect the collapse of the United States would have more impact and weigh much more toward the negative.
 
Have you read John Birmingham's novels "After America"? Basically over 90% of Americans mysteriously disappears from the US and what is left are those living near Seattle, WA and those who were overseas in other countries. I think only 10 million Americans remain and the world pretty much goes to crap afterwards. France falls into civil war. Germany is headed that way. Israel nukes all of the arab countries after learning they were going to attack and finally get rid of the Jews and the remaining Americans have to rebuild the country and fight off terrorist and pirates and looters from other countries who come here to steal everything not nailed down. It pretty much is a nightmare scenario.

And the British Empire is reborn, and a new era of prosperity unfolds across the globe. :techman:

No, the Cofederacy is reborn and The Republic is restored after over 150 years of Imperialism.(runs out of the room, dodging bullets along the way)
 
As for the Japanese reputation for improving things, that's been around for a long time. Back in the 60s and 70s, it was specifically about miniaturization rather than quality, but they gradually became known for taking ideas and running with them.
Yes, I remember when the Japanese penchant for making things smaller was the subject of many jokes. Everyone of my generation had one of those pocket-sized Sony transistor radios. But they also started producing quality electronics and cameras in the early 1960s.

Of course, we knew the Japanese would never be able to make a car worth shit.

. . . There's no reason the world “needs” the US per se and I would say that it's very American to even ask this (I don't believe any Russian ever thought “you just wait when Russia's gone, then you'll be sorry you were so mean to us”).
It’ll be open soon as vacation land for lawyers in love.

I encountered such a button in a restaurant at Hong Kong but I had noone to ask at the time.
Peter Noone? Did you ask him whether the original Herman’s Hermits are ever getting back together?
 
I like living here. I mean, sure, I would probably move to Canada, or maybe Britain, or possibly build my own fortified nation, but I like this country.
 
The big question is, what the hell would happen to all of our nuclear and biological weapons?


Plus the cool stuff in Area 51.
 
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