Really Pathetic Spam

[Joshua Howard]

The latest arrivals in my E-mail box included the following. Oh, the Irony:

 

[FalTorPan]

That felt-wing Predisent Bacark Husneis Omaba is at it again!!!!!
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[M'Sharak]

Wow, I never get spammed by the BBC. I feel deprived now.

 

[Raven_Shayde]

Hehehe! That's amused me, always makes it sooooo convincing when they get the spelling wrong . I get rubbish spam like college courses/start your own business crap. I don't even get cock spam anymore....unimpressed

 

[Aragorn]

Well Omaba better help me pay for college! That Nigerian prince never came through on his promise to share his millions with me, despite all the money I sent to him up front!

 

[jamestyler]

I've been having spam rants lately. Especially the ones that tell me I'll get more attention and sexytime with a giant penis. What do I do? Walk into a room, pull it out and ask women to form a cue?

 

[RJDiogenes]

Wow, I never get spammed by the BBC. I feel deprived now.

Don't feel too bad. It's actually from the CBC.

 

[Raven_Shayde]

I've been having spam rants lately. Especially the ones that tell me I'll get more attention and sexytime with a giant penis. What do I do? Walk into a room, pull it out and ask women to form a cue?

See this is the spam I never get anymore . It amused me some what when I did. Maybe they have figured out that in fact do not have a cock.

 

[Squiggy]

Wow, I never get spammed by the BBC. I feel deprived now.

Don't feel too bad. It's actually from the CBC.

 

[M'Sharak]

Wow, I never get spammed by the BBC. I feel deprived now.

Don't feel too bad. It's actually from the CBC.

But in that case, wouldn't it say "Omaba has approved new funds for college, eh"?

 

[MANT!]

According to my Spam box, I'm a underdeveloped impotent man with a healthy desire for teenaged porn...and hair restoration products..

 

[Major Chord]

^Same here, although the spammers think I could stand to use a few pounds.

 

[Gary Mitchell]

I've been having spam rants lately. Especially the ones that tell me I'll get more attention and sexytime with a giant penis. What do I do? Walk into a room, pull it out and ask women to form a cue?

It works for me.

 

[Mark de Vries]

Strangest I got lately was one asking me if I was interested in what was up Obama's butt...

Surprisingly, I was not.

(I think Obama is Omaba's brother or something...)

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Yeah, I've been getting those "enlarge your penis" spam emails, too. Cluttered inbox aside, I want to know who the hell's been talking!